Why does the FSM have really big balls?
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The Dead Parrot
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I dunno, I think I'd take it with pesto sauce.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
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flyboy2160
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Hey, hey, hey,........I'm starting to question whether I like the idea of being touched by His noodly appendage. This isn't the Catholic Church.
Since revisionist history is all the rage, why not a Holy Her? After all, it seems that there is a Revisionsist Revelation debate in this very thread about whether the large orbs are testicles or breasts. Or both, as some have claimed, especially in La La Land!!!!
Since revisionist history is all the rage, why not a Holy Her? After all, it seems that there is a Revisionsist Revelation debate in this very thread about whether the large orbs are testicles or breasts. Or both, as some have claimed, especially in La La Land!!!!
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The Dead Parrot
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Why must they be either? Maybe they are used as extra eyes? Or they could be His internal organs.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
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John the Pastafarian
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The Dead Parrot
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I think that is the answer
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
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The Dead Parrot
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That is always possible.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
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