ok, im dumb and cant find it ><

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ok, im dumb and cant find it ><

Postby rawrs » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:43 am

ok, im talking to a friend and since my gospel was milked (yes milked, dont ask but involves alot of beer) how exactly do you get into hell?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:03 am

Pastafarian Hell? no such thing. if you're really intolerant you may have to wash dishes in the humid pit with bad beer FOR A TIME, but you'll eventually get to heaven.
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Postby Duke » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:44 pm

Well, if it involved a lot of beer, I suppose you're not in too deep. :wink:

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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby SC-Pastafarian » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:55 pm

I can't help but ask...

a) How do you milk a book?
b) What does said milk taste like?
c) Are you sure you didn't just spill your beer on it and squeeze the beer out?
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Konrad Adenauer

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