I am God.

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Postby Finrod » Tue May 08, 2007 1:43 pm

This is an enlightened board.

Your intolerance is a fine example of why we are here. Period

Get a clue.
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Postby MPTrooper » Tue May 08, 2007 1:46 pm

You're a good example of what Christianity isn't about.

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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 2:50 pm

You make me lose faith in humanity.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Re: I am God.

Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 2:53 pm

One-of-Three wrote:I am God. This is blasphemy. Peroid.

Get a life.


You're just the kind of self obsessed spammer that this board likes to ban.

If you look at his post history, all he's posted so far is "This is blasphemy. You all need to get a life" or variations thereof.


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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 2:56 pm

Yeah, his ass is getting banned the second an admin strolls around.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Platypus » Tue May 08, 2007 3:07 pm

Get me my gun
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 3:21 pm

Hey, no violence. Leave that to the moderators. :D


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 3:22 pm

Oh maaaan. Why shove the eternal damnation onto the Moderators? Huh?
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Baggy » Tue May 08, 2007 4:30 pm

Wait.. his arguments have swayed me, this is blasphemy someone get me to a synagogue! FAST!!
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 4:56 pm

Yeah, you see all of that logic and reason behind his thought process? It's hard to withstand. :D


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Zankou » Tue May 08, 2007 9:09 pm

DAMN.


I missed a PSPOS.

You guys really need to send for me when this happens.

I was having a really bad day, and this would have realieved some of my stress.

Damn.
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Re: I am God.

Postby gusdafa » Tue May 08, 2007 9:55 pm

Hi God,

what is a:
God wrote:Peroid.


Is that a new ramen flavor?
I dont like your signature!

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Re: I am God.

Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 10:00 pm

gusdafa wrote:Hi God,

what is a:
God wrote:Peroid.


Is that a new ramen flavor?


Sounds like some type of alien race, to me.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Re: I am God.

Postby gusdafa » Tue May 08, 2007 10:04 pm

EarthRise wrote:Sounds like some type of alien race, to me.


WOW!!1

I never thought our mighty FSM created those too. The power of His noodly appendage.

anyway, I am intrigued... what php spaghetti code brought about guest postings.. I could google but I have faith in Him and his faithful followers for an answer.
I dont like your signature!

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 09, 2007 12:06 am

WTF, are you all ignoring me?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




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