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for the love of, what actually?

Postby d4m4$74 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:17 pm

no, this is not hate-mail, then i would say for the love of God,
it's a question

online i see many sayings like
oh my God,
for the love of God,
God, damn it
that kind of things,
but with FSM, how should i say it, cause God is used as a name in these sentences.

greetz, Damasta

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:27 pm

Replace "God" with FSM.

Oh my FSM!

Thank FSM.

FSM damnit!
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Postby Robbobrob » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:30 pm

I have found my mouth always trips over FSM when I say it.
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A thought.

Postby MstrFool » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:29 am

Well, how about replacing it with 'Pasta' then? Oh my pasta! For the love of Pasta. For a nice explicative, 'Meatballs!'. It's likely to turn a few heads and flows a little better then FSM. Just a thought, I have them from time to time.
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Postby d4m4$74 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:18 am

after a long argument with myself I think I'll go for meatballs, it sounds better than pasta and is more likely to turn some heads
Pasta isn't just food, it's a way of life

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Postby Sheylara » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:40 pm

How about combining them sometimes?

For the love of pasta and meatballs!!

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Postby agent_SNAFU » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:10 pm

In my workplace, "BALLS!" is a common interjection, so "Meatballs!" seems appropriate.

As far as the others go...

"Oh for the love of God!" = "Oh for the love of [Him, FSM, Pasta, His Noodly Appendage]"

That kind of thing. Really whatever rolls off the tongue seems it would be appropriate.
Occam wrote:Our captains are like priests. Whereas a priest shephards their flock, a captain yells "Set sail for yonder!" and hits you until the ship starts going the right way. Same thing near enough.


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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:20 pm

angry giant squid wrote:I'm new. Is it spaghetti only, or are we permitted to use the Italian names of other long, thin pasta...capellini, etc??


No, you can use all pasta. In factm our head Admin is "Capellini"


But it is always the "Flying Spaghetti Monster".
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Postby brodieboy » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:27 am

For the love of beer!

Not only does it fit in, it's also a catchy advertising slogan for Toohey's New
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Postby Etay » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:13 am

Oh my FSM (OMFSM).
For the love of Rigatoni.
Ziti, damn it.

Solved.


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:19 am

Of course, there is always the Pirate angle.


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Postby xinjinbei » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:25 pm

how about.....


Oh My Both fresh and dried pasta are usually cooked by boiling in a large amount of water, which may be salted according to taste. Fresh pasta will cook in less than five minutes; dried pasta takes longer: 9 to 12 minutes, depending on the variety. If you are cooking an unfamiliar brand or variety, keep checking. Most people prefer pasta when it is al dente - that is when it still offers some resistance to the bite.

Consult the boiled pasta page for a more thorough explanation of how to cook pasta.


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