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Pastafarian swear words?

Postby rbbrchckn » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:26 pm

I have been a devoted follower for 2 years now, but I finally have a question concerning my faith. Do we have any swear words? I mean, other religions get to say: Holy s***!, god damn(it), Jumpin jesus on a pogo stick, etc.

Do we have any words of our own? Or do we just have to endure snide comments when we say things like that? (if you don't believe in him, why do you use his name during sex?)


OH GOD! YES! FASTER!!!

p.s. if this is in the wrong category, sorry & can it be moved to proper category?

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Postby rbbrchckn » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:34 pm

Sorry, this is also kind of covered in a previous post 'for the love of, what exactly?'

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Re: Pastafarian swear words?

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:35 pm

rbbrchckn wrote:I have been a devoted follower for 2 years now, but I finally have a question concerning my faith. Do we have any swear words? I mean, other religions get to say: Holy s***!, god damn(it), Jumpin jesus on a pogo stick, etc.

Do we have any words of our own? Or do we just have to endure snide comments when we say things like that? (if you don't believe in him, why do you use his name during sex?)


OH GOD! YES! FASTER!!!

p.s. if this is in the wrong category, sorry & can it be moved to proper category?


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Well, we have our sayings like "pasta be upon you" and "RAmen", but, not really any swearwords. We don't really need them, but most of us just use the acronym "FSM" in place of "God", (which incidentally, is incorrect in the first place), and, I suppose, we would replace words like "Holy" with "noodly".


For the pogo stick exclamation, I have no suggestions.

Also, as for the "OH GOD" thing, I get past that by spelling it: G-A-W-D, and using it as an exclamation, rather than as an invocation of a deity.

Rather like "gah!" or "gee whiz!"

And it's "for the love of pasta"
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Postby Etay » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:23 am

Two words:
Ziti Face.


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Postby russianfool20825 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:25 am

im sure anything in pirate speak will work. just a suggestion.

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Postby pastafari » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:17 am

I'm quite partial to ''Scurvy (Land)lubbers", meself. :fsm_yarr:
And then the FSM extended His noodly appendage, tasted the Holy Sauce of Life, and declared It good.

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Postby qoquaq » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:40 pm

How about..Noodly No!,I don't give a flying 'sm' f***!,Noodly Knackers! or Pasta Pollocks!

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:40 pm

WTFSM????

during sex(aka bastin the turkey) you could always holler about noodles and colanders and pirates and booty and such--- that'd be appropriate
the neighbors will either invite you over for tea to find out exactly what you are doing that is "new"
or call the cops- and because I'm a dispatcher- I love those calls!
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Postby trogdor » Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:45 pm

Go Fork Yourself

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Holy Noodle Sauce!

Postby Capn_Candi » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:23 am

Firstly i wanna say AAARRR!! Now, i tell people that the curse of antipasto is on them and where to stick their unflying forks
P.S. Go the Burninator!! But be careful, Forking without Spooning leads to Knifing!
Yaarrr! Sing like noone's listening! Dance like noones watching! Take too many pictures! Laugh WAY too much and too loud!! Party like you've never been sad! Drink like you've never been sick! Smile like sumone's in Love with it, LOVE like you've never been hurt!! and Eat Pasta like His Noodleyness is watching!!! =p

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Postby Capn_Candi » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:26 am

Also, May you mistake maggots for noodles and may your meat be evergreen. =p
Yaarrr! Sing like noone's listening! Dance like noones watching! Take too many pictures! Laugh WAY too much and too loud!! Party like you've never been sad! Drink like you've never been sick! Smile like sumone's in Love with it, LOVE like you've never been hurt!! and Eat Pasta like His Noodleyness is watching!!! =p

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:23 am

ARR-oha, Cap'n Candi...in reference to maggie/noodles & evergreen meat:obviously you've been to the weekly Sunday Brunch-of-Stuff-We-Didn't-Sell-Last-Sunday @ the Admiral Benbough..

hint: fill yer plate, nibble (the plate! not the "food"), and drink Captain's Delight XO's until sideways.. :fsm_yarr:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..


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