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So apparently handing out false religious texts are allowed

Postby Shabonkerz » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:33 am

...on my campus. Some old dudes(not pirates) were handing out false religious texts in the form of tiny books around campus. Are there tiny books of the true recipe of his Noodliness that I can buy and hand out on campus? Or am I stuck with flimsy brochures? People need saving!

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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:07 am

Good question. We should provide miniature gospels to swiftly be handed round!
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Postby EarthRise » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:11 pm

Ehh that would be a lot of money. We're saving up for the pirate ship!
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Postby Brother Boyardee » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:15 pm

Pastafarian Chick Tracts would be so cool!!

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:52 pm

Pastafarian Chicks (wenches) would probably be more convincing in person (on account of their notoriously loose moral standards)

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:01 pm

especially if they supplied pasta and "bevvo of choice"..(once you get 'em by their stomachs, their hearts/minds/wallets follow..)
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Postby Clifford » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:43 am

I reckon we should save up for our own radio station! Spread the Noodely word!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:18 pm

Aloha, IRV(C)..no need, there are several SWBC stations in the US (& elsewhere) that lease time to groups-religious/secular..ya pay to play, basically..& CotFSM will be one of the saner* programs broadcast, trust me!



*"saner" used here in its broadest sense..
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:30 pm

There are flyers you can download on the main site. Not books I grant you, but they're enough to get people talking.

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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:55 pm

Arr, we be needin' more poster wenches and pasta + beer.

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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:05 pm

Collectible Spoons....that's the way to go. Arrr.
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Postby jekka » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:39 am

Why not just put brochures into a hardcover form? Hardcovers can do anything :mrgreen:
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Proper Proselytize Attire?

Postby neclark » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:22 am

AArgh, all -- (I'd posted this elsewhere...but this looks like a better `fit')

I'm planning on attending the re-scheduled Doo-Dah Parade in Pasadena, CA this coming weekend (*) - and could use some sartorial advise (my wife says "counseling" - but what do gurls know of such things?)

I have fashioned a truly unworthy noodly image of our truly worthy Noodly Creator, and affixed it to a Bob-Marley-esq beanie (complete with luxuriant `dreads’) - thereby becoming an Double-PastaFarian… And I've printed some of the pamphlets, in case someone asks a tough question - and I freeze.

But in perusing the Good Book, I see that it is considered blasphemy to proselytize in anything but Pirate Regalia! So I have two questions:

(1) How much can I say about FSM-ism before I've strayed into proselytization (thereby transgressing the unwritten law)...
...and in case I DO say too much...
(2) How Pirate-ee must I be, in order to avoid being meat-balled to death?

Would an eye-patch suffice?

AARrrRAmen - Two-Dogs

(*) Doo-Dah day shoulda been the Sunday before T-giving - but it will now befoul Colorado Blvd. on Sunday, Jan 19, starting 11:30-ish - Any fellow followers likely to be there? http://www.pasadenadoodahparade.info/dd_info.htm)
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Postby russianfool20825 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:44 am

Robbobrob wrote:Collectible Spoons....that's the way to go. Arrr.


sporks i say, spork. to eat pasta and his tasty sauce


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