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Do You Really Believe In The FSM?

Yes
25
45%
No
17
31%
I Don't Know
3
5%
I Don't Want To Tell You
10
18%
 
Total votes: 55

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Ive Been Wanting To Ask This

Postby ptz » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:56 am

Ive Been Wanting To Ask This For A While But Never Got To It.


OK The Question Is, Do You Really Believe In The FSM?
And Please Answer Truthfully

Ill Add A Poll. But Please Don't Just Answer The Poll, Post Too :D
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity

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Postby MPTrooper » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:17 am

Nope

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Postby ptz » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:19 am

Well MPT that was kinda obvious.
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Postby DaveL » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:36 am

Yes I do. I see far more reason to believe than anything else in the supernatural department.

His mythology makes alot more sense as well.
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Postby ptz » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:47 am

But You Answered I Don't Know
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:55 am

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Postby DaveL » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:01 am

ptz wrote:But You Answered I Don't Know


YArrrr...

Bleedin Rowan!

Our invisible friend is far more important than anybody elses invisible friend.
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Re: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This

Postby Darth Zombie » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:29 am

ptz wrote:Please Don't Just Answer The Poll, Post Too :D


I don't believe in FSM for some of the same reasons I don't believe in yhwh or jc, the easter bunny or santa claus. Where's the evidence?

I mean, I think I'd rather believe in FSM than in yhwh or jc, (the pastafarian heaven is SO much cooler! :fsm_yarr: ,) but until I see the tiniest shred of evidence, no, thanks. I'll keep on keepin' it real.

I asked a catholic co-worker, pretty smart dude, the other day if he's ever thought about WHY he believes on his god. His response was yes, and when I asked him why, his reply had something to do with it hurting his brain. I was certainly stopped in my tracks, because frankly, that reason to believe in the utter lack of a tiniest shred of evidence or reason to believe makes about as much sense (to me) as any other I've been exposed to.
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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:30 pm

I believe him because I can think of him. Thoughts are real, therefore he is real. And Jesus is god, and the IPU is real, and the NYSE is real, and Bert and Earie are real, and everything else.
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Postby ptz » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:53 pm

Robbobrob wrote:I believe him because I can think of him. Thoughts are real, therefore he is real. And Jesus is god, and the IPU is real, and the NYSE is real, and Bert and Earie are real, and everything else.



RAmen
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Postby Sergio » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:05 am

DaveL wrote:
ptz wrote:Our invisible friend is far more important than anybody elses invisible friend.
:worship: :fsm_float:

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Postby Pontius Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:45 am

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is awesome and I am a devout follower, but I don't believe in the FSM as an actual entity. FSMism is a political movement more than it is a church to me.
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:50 am

YARR! I'll beleef wot me free mine tells me ta beleef !...Avast!! No insobordnayshun !

[edit :to correct me spelling and grammer]

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:51 am

I said no, even though it makes just as much sense as any other religion out there...hmmm maybe that answers questions about other things too.
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Postby Robbobrob » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:56 pm

ChowMein wrote:YARR! I'll beleef wot me free mine tells me ta beleef !...Avast!! No insobordnayshun !

[edit :to correct me spelling and grammer]
Wot 'e said.
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