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Postby matthew.r.lucas » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:34 pm

Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?

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Postby supertorresmo » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:24 am

No, it is more politically correct to say Butt Buddies!
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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:43 pm

Revered as much as the rest of us.....but not as much as midgits, unless they are gay midgits....but then they are revered as much as straight midgits.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:40 pm

matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?


The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'

This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.

Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:31 pm

Arrgh, I's certain yer misinterpretin' it, delibratly so, I'd wager! It says right under that wenches an' female pirates should find male pirates, an' that same-sex pirates arr "perfectly acceptable in pirate culture".

Anyways, I thinks that that whole WWAPD? section is an allegory.

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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:33 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Arrgh, I's certain yer misinterpretin' it, delibratly so, I'd wager! It says right under that wenches an' female pirates should find male pirates, an' that same-sex pirates arr "perfectly acceptable in pirate culture".

Anyways, I thinks that that whole WWAPD? section is an allegory.


I was poking fun at literal interpretation of scriptures...

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:04 pm

matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?


To quote the 3rd We'd Rather You Didn't

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or well, JUST PLAY NICE, okay? Oh, and get this through your thick heads: Woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchia


Calling someone a butt pirate or anything else because they're gay isn't nice. I figure - there's enough unhappiness in the world. If you find someone who makes you happy, whether that person is a different sex or the same sex, good luck to you.

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby evilol » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:16 am

I like lesbians. :)
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Postby matthew.r.lucas » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:53 am

How is butt-pirate not nice? Pirates are the holy angels of Pastafarianism. That term is more of a compliment. Butt thief or ass bandit would be derogatory terms, not butt pirate.

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Clifford » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:05 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?


The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'

This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.

Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.


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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:25 pm

evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)


Arrgh! 'Tis sad that there are men who like lesbian sex, but oppose lesbian marriage.

That said, and as a supporter of marriage being between any two consenting adults of any sex and/or gender combination, lesbian sex is still quite awesome. Assuming they're hot lesbians. Otherwise I'm sure it's awesome for them but I don't want to see it. Just personal preference.

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:29 am

evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)


I like gays :)

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:50 am

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:
evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)


Arrgh! 'Tis sad that there are men who like lesbian sex, but oppose lesbian marriage.

That said, and as a supporter of marriage being between any two consenting adults of any sex and/or gender combination, lesbian sex is still quite awesome. Assuming they're hot lesbians. Otherwise I'm sure it's awesome for them but I don't want to see it. Just personal preference.

My views precisely.

As for gays, CF summed it up nicely. Who really cares what sex you are? I mean, apart from the official authoritative pieces of paper that ask:
"Sex:_____"
Of course, my answer is always:
"Yes please" If it happens to be a particularly attractive female issuer of official authoritative piece of paper. If its not, or a man, well my answer is the usual "M".

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Postby Clifford » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:23 am

^^ Nicely said to you and Cardinal Fang

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Postby The-evil-bucket » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:35 pm

Clifford wrote:^^ Nicely said to you and Cardinal Fang

Read the 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts


I looked in the gospel but found nothing directly on the subject, except maybe 3 about not judging people on minor things.
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