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Postby Clifford » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:53 am

That's mainly due to our flimsy moral standards :o
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Robbobrob » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:27 am

evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)
I am a lesbian. :fsm_rock:
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:37 am

Robbobrob wrote:
evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)
I am a lesbian. :fsm_rock:


Really?

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Pan » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:51 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?


The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'

This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.

Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.


This mabe so but is not a pirate free to do as they please ? So perhaps part of being a pirate is simply going werever the wind takes you...
By this i mean perhaps pirates should be people that follow their hearts above all else. :fsm_yarr:

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Re: Homosexuals

Postby BenDover » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:44 am

Moral Minority wrote:
matthew.r.lucas wrote:Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?


The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.'

This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates.

Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual.


But then if all female pirates are lesbian, there wouldn't be many wenches for us pirates! I think they should all be bisexual. If you're bisexual your chances of getting a date double!
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Capn Tayth » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:05 pm

Pan wrote: ...perhaps pirates should be people that follow their hearts above all else. :fsm_yarr:


Well said, pan :twisted:
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Postby hazza » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:38 am

Homosexuals are awesome! They get all the cool powers, like super neatness, awesome fashion sense, the ability to talk with a small lisp, and, of course, they're all "FAB-U-LOUS!".

Seriously, though, I think we should respect all people. I think that the fact that people are considering not allowing homosexuals to marry is ridiculous! They're citizens, just as everyone else is, thus they have the right to a civil marriage.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Robbobrob » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:42 am

Moral Minority wrote:
Robbobrob wrote:
evilol wrote:I like lesbians. :)
I am a lesbian. :fsm_rock:


Really?
Of course, I've always loved women, even as a little kid. To quote Ghallagher, "Maybe I am a woman trapped in a man's body, adn I don't know it because I am a lesbian."

Honestly, I find the catagorization of people pointless on an individual basis. You can try and try to put individual people into nice little separate catagories, but people will always come up with excepts and not fit neatly into whatever types (mono or stereo) other people come up with.

If homosexuals, be they male or female, are not welcome as part of our crew, then I will be sorely disappointed, and might need to think about a new boat to cruise these Internet Seas in.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby BenDover » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:12 pm

hazza wrote:Homosexuals are awesome! They get all the cool powers, like super neatness, awesome fashion sense, the ability to talk with a small lisp, and, of course, they're all "FAB-U-LOUS!".

Seriously, though, I think we should respect all people. I think that the fact that people are considering not allowing homosexuals to marry is ridiculous! They're citizens, just as everyone else is, thus they have the right to a civil marriage.


Exactly! They're still people! They should have the same rights as everyone else! It doesn't matter whether you think a powder blue Prius is "Spar-kel-ee!" or a Hummer is "The Shit", it's just different opinions. And they have strong opinions about men over women. Anything wrong with that? Noooo. It's nature.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Capn Tayth » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:17 pm

Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?
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Postby EarthRise » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:09 pm

Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?


...I do...
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:11 pm

EarthRise wrote:
Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?


...I do...


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Re: Homosexuals

Postby EarthRise » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:36 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
EarthRise wrote:
Capn Tayth wrote:Hehe, well said but seriously, who wants a Prius?


...I do...


Guy in a Prius:
Nyooo--uhhhhn.


Shut up, Canuck.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Capn Tayth » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:44 am

Meh. I personally hate them. Each to his own, though.
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Re: Homosexuals

Postby Josh M » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:35 pm

I used to hate them, but there are just so many of them nowadays. I'm actualy used to them now. If you think about it, it was never their decision to become gay in the first place. As long as I don't have gay people being super gay and in my face, I'm now totaly fine with them.
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