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Which is the Pastafarian Holy Land?

Italy
8
21%
China
2
5%
Sweden
0
No votes
Netherlands
1
3%
The Carribian
7
18%
Kansas
2
5%
FSM has no Holy Land
8
21%
All of the above
5
13%
More than one of the above (please specify which ones)
2
5%
Some other land (specify which one)
3
8%
 
Total votes: 38

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Postby Moral Minority » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:12 am

Which is the Pastafarian Holy Land?

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Postby matthew.r.lucas » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:36 am

Pasta was first invented in China. Chinese people are so short because they are heavily touched by His noodly appendage. China causes a big portion of our disbelief in gravity, instead we believe in "intelligent falling".

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:23 pm

How about the Federated States of Micronesia? They have the right initials, and as the FSM is a set of tropical islands in a nice warm place, the perfect place to go on pilgrimage to for a couple of weeks a year.

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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:48 pm

Any port in a storm, me maties. When thee HIGH SEAS are ye home, all land is sacred, and should be touched infrequently.
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Postby Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:59 pm

The moon.

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Postby supertorresmo » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:19 am

I agree with the Moon, it is made of cheese and cheese goes well with pasta!
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Postby Andrey Kurtenkov » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:14 am

Of course - more than one!
I shall add to the above-mentioned places the moon (of Jupiter) Europa - there is a lot of liquid water under its icy surface (kingdom of heaven that we need for our pirate submarines) and atmosphere composed primarily of oxygen. Europa is now considered the most likely place to find extraterrestrial life in the solar system - maybe it exists in form of various modifications of complex-carbohydrate pastafarian beings. :worship: :fsm_float:
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Postby Clifford » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:07 pm

I have not heard of a Holy Land from the Gospel or Henderson himself, so I tend to think there is none. The Holy Land is Heaven itself.
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Postby Robbobrob » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:54 pm

The Floor Boards of a good sturdy vessel is all the land we need.

Stupid landlubbers needing a Holy Land.
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:01 pm

Not really - even pirate ships have to dock sometimes, to take on fresh supplies of pasta and grog. It makes sense to have a nice sunny holy land to do so.

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Postby Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:25 pm

Or moony holyland. We shall sail there upon the clouds like DeNiro in Stardust! Yarrrr, now there be a pirate worth his salt!

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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:33 am

Cardinal Fang wrote:Not really - even pirate ships have to dock sometimes, to take on fresh supplies of pasta and grog. It makes sense to have a nice sunny holy land to do so.

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I call that more a necessary evil. Land is where we scrape the baricles off and spend all our booty.
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:25 pm

Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag wrote:Or moony holyland. We shall sail there upon the clouds like DeNiro in Stardust! Yarrrr, now there be a pirate worth his salt!


Actually, forget Micronesia - I'm supporting this one!
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Postby Robbobrob » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:08 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:
Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag wrote:Or moony holyland. We shall sail there upon the clouds like DeNiro in Stardust! Yarrrr, now there be a pirate worth his salt!


Actually, forget Micronesia - I'm supporting this one!
As long as I don't have to wear a tutu, unless I wants to, I'm in.
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Postby The-evil-bucket » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:37 pm

Why anywhere on the high seas of course!
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