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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:15 am
by Tigger_the_Wing
qinwaiwai wrote:Dog feces=狗屎

I had stepped one Dog feces at the day before yesterday.

The dog feces is A big Trouble in Shanghai, NOW.


I want ask YOU,

HOW to solve the Trouble of dog feces in Sidewalk?


Tell people that they will have to pay big fines if they do not clean up after their dog. Make pet owners get their pets microchipped. Collect all loose dogs and destroy after seven days all those that haven't been collected and aren't microchipped. Contact the owners of stray microchipped pets and fine them for allowing their pet loose.

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:10 am
by black bart
Also remember to provide Dog Mess Bins and little plastic Pooper Scooper Bags.

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:30 am
by Charlie
How do I write tiao lou zhi sa in chinese? Sorry if I messed up the hanyu piyin there. As in jumping of a building, self-kill. Since it is my favourite chinese phrase and the only one I currently use regular due to the fact I live in a community which mainly speaks English, I should learn how to write it.

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:12 am
by S'presso
But why would you ever want to know how to write that?

"Oh well, I do know how to write this in Chinese"
"What's it mean?"
"Suicide."
:paranoid:

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:18 pm
by daftbeaker
S'presso wrote:But why would you ever want to know how to write that?

"Oh well, I do know how to write this in Chinese"
"What's it mean?"
"Suicide."
:paranoid:

I'm with S'presso on this one, surely it would be better to know how to write 'I'll have a large beer please' or 'Oh dear, I appear to have broken my leg. Please call an ambulance' or 'Please direct me to the (insert nationality here) Embassy'?

Semi-interesting thing; apparently written chinese is standardised and so can be understood by everyone which, if it's true, is pretty cool when Mandarin speakers can't understand someone talking in Cantonese. Also, written chinese is apparently very resistant to change and so if meeting someone from 500 years ago while you couldn't talk to them it would be possible to communicate by writing.

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:26 pm
by S'presso
Well.
There's still simplified and traditional.
Traditional being used by most Cantonese speakers, and simplified being used by just about everybody else. It's not incomprehensible, but still not entirely the same, with traditional having far more "strokes" than traditional.

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:59 pm
by Charlie
It's not that I don't know chinese; I'm a chinese Singaporean currently living in Australia. It's just that that's one of the words I don't know how to write and no one will tell me. It's not like immediately once I know the word, I'm going to write a suicide letter in chinese. Or am I? Duh duh duh duh!

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:03 pm
by daftbeaker
Charlie wrote:It's not that I don't know chinese; I'm a chinese Singaporean currently living in Australia.

Wooh, you lost some kind of lottery there :idiot:

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:09 pm
by Tigger_the_Wing
Babel Fish translated 'Suicide' as :

自杀

And 'jump off tall building' as"

跳跃高层建筑

(Which translated back as 'Jumps the high-rise construction' :lol: Superman, anyone?)

Why do you want to write it?

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:14 pm
by Tigger_the_Wing
daftbeaker wrote:
Charlie wrote:It's not that I don't know chinese; I'm a chinese Singaporean currently living in Australia.

Wooh, you lost some kind of lottery there :idiot:


And? I'm a part-Welsh Englishwoman from Ireland currently living in Australia. Married to a part-Canadian Scot.

With relatives who are all of the above plus Greek, Iranian and South-Korean. Go us international types! :jack:

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:18 pm
by daftbeaker
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
Charlie wrote:It's not that I don't know chinese; I'm a chinese Singaporean currently living in Australia.

Wooh, you lost some kind of lottery there :idiot:


And? I'm a part-Welsh Englishwoman from Ireland currently living in Australia. Married to a part-Canadian Scot.

Well, the living in Australia is a shared downside. I've heard a fair bit about some disturbing levels of xenophobia among right-wing Aussies and someone who's obviously foreign is the issue I was getting at.

Plus the heat, poisonous animals, non-poisonous but still violent animals etc. :wink:

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:36 pm
by Tigger_the_Wing
daftbeaker wrote:Well, the living in Australia is a shared downside. I've heard a fair bit about some disturbing levels of xenophobia among right-wing Aussies and someone who's obviously foreign is the issue I was getting at.

Plus the heat, poisonous animals, non-poisonous but still violent animals etc. :wink:


I agree with all of the above. Why do you think I wanted neverto come to Australia? :paranoid:

Did I tell you about the bus trip and the old lady?

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:48 pm
by daftbeaker
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:I agree with all of the above. Why do you think I wanted neverto come to Australia? :paranoid:

Did I tell you about the bus trip and the old lady?

Hehehehe :haha: DTH posted that previously but it's still hilarious. "Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed" *hum hum hum*

And I don't think I've heard about the old lady on the bus (and I'm not sure it should be told where children can read it :shocked: )

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:21 pm
by Charlie
I don't think Australia is that bad, but it does have a history. A history that isn't very easily remembered by most Australians . . .

Anyway, 'anks for that. I now feel so mentally-enriched. Now to my suicide letter!

Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:16 pm
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tell us the bus story, Tigger! I'll get some warm milk and a blankie!

Charlie wrote:I don't think Australia is that bad, but it does have a history. A history that isn't very easily remembered by most Australians . . .
Because Lovely John Howard went and 1984'd a great deal of our history textbooks and museums. Don't you remember Our Benevolent Principal ranting about that?

But hey, it's a great country because there's women and beer here, and the Tru Blu Aussies are so much more well-rounded because they live in the bush and watch cricket while drinking aforementioned beer. Abos?* Them's awl drunkin an' can't English good.[/sarcasm]
*Aboriginal people