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Re: Bonjour

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:04 pm
by Iamtoo
DavidH wrote:I said, who would speak French voluntarily? That French is the most disgusting, ridiculous and ugly language there is, that France is one big heap of poo and that I loathe the French.
All of which is entirely true.


Google translations used to suck so much they were funny. They have improved a lot. I think the google translation is a bit better than yours. It only failed to translate the La before France because it doesn't belong there. Writing French is becoming as easy as ohooooorahwowo (wookiee).

Here's the google translation:
Who wants to speak French if he had the choice? The French is the language most ridiculous, the ugliest, most disgusting of all! La France is a big pile of shit. I hate the French, me.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:35 am
by DavidH
That's pretty darn good! It should, of course, have ignored the 'la' in front of 'France', but it certainly does belong there in the French. Interesting, because it fell for the 'le' in front of 'Français'. Anyhow,9/10 to it. :scientist:

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:24 am
by black bart
Lets give Google Translation a piece from Jean Paul Sartre's 'Les Mains Salles' and see what happens. We might just create a whole new form of existentialism!

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:58 am
by DavidH
I can only remember one quote from 'Les Mains Sales': C'est trop con! I think these were the last words, spoken by Hoederer after he got shot for the wrong reason. But it was all so long ago, maybe I'm thinking of Shakespeare or Machiaroni.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:50 am
by black bart
DavidH wrote:I can only remember one quote from 'Les Mains Sales': C'est trop con! I think these were the last words, spoken by Hoederer after he got shot for the wrong reason. But it was all so long ago, maybe I'm thinking of Shakespeare or Machiaroni.


No...you are quite right. Typical story of a young french femme fatalle falling for the older man if you ask me.

I must get over to France again soon. :lech:

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:31 pm
by Zankou 2.0
Aux raison de le poème qui gagnait le prix, que j'écrivais au sujet de dans le fil de pensées au hasard, je décidait que l'écriras tous des choses qui est poignant en Français. Tous des choses sons mieux en Français, a je crois que cet es pourquoi mon poème gagnait.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:52 am
by black bart
Ah bon chance mon brave...a tout a l'heure.

Vous etes auteur maintenant.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:03 am
by Zankou 2.0
La mot "blague" est un bon mot pour décrire la vie. Non seulement est il un mot qui décrit l'idée d'une chose bizarre, ou pauvre en sens, mais il est un mot qui sonne comme le bruit on fait pour décrire une chose qu'est fade, une chose qu'est incroyablement fastidieux.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:50 am
by black bart
Qui, qui, absolument c'est vrai mai, ce joli fille Jordan, elle a la monde au balcon non?

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:46 pm
by Zankou 2.0
black bart wrote:Qui, qui, absolument c'est vrai mai, ce joli fille Jordan, elle a la monde au balcon non?

Je comprends le sens de vos mots, mais je ne comprends ce que vous voulez dire.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:39 pm
by Roland Deschain
Qu'est-ce qu'il voulait dire était que la Jordan a de gros seins. La Jordanie est une célébrité z-liste d'Angleterre.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:18 pm
by Zankou 2.0
Roland Deschain wrote:Qu'est-ce qu'il voulait dire était que la Jordan a de gros seins. La Jordanie est une célébrité z-liste d'Angleterre.

Ah. Je comprends, maintenant. Si, ce qu'il a dit n'a été pas associé avec ce que j'ai dit?

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 8:39 am
by black bart
Zut alors...c'est Jeudi...la semaine a volé près n'est pas?

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:30 pm
by Zankou 2.0
A, la fin de semaine. Comme je l'aime.

Re: Bonjour

Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:27 am
by black bart
Le weekend J'ai coupe la haie pendant que J'etait mordu par un mosquitto!