A Mighty Pasta is our God

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A Mighty Pasta is our God

Postby devoted » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:18 pm



A mighty pasta is our God,
a source of carbs unfailing;
Creator, He amid the flood
of beer, wonders prevailing.
For still we wonder why
Beer falls not from the sky;
His craft and power are great,
(still He can’t get a date),
on earth is not His equal.

Did we in our own strength confide,
our striving would be losing,
were not the Pasta on our side,
marinara's own choosing.
Dost ask who that may be?
F.S.M., it is He;
Noodle-y Master, His name,
from age to age the same,
and He must win the battle.

And though this world, with devils filled,
should threaten to undo us,
we will not fear, Pasta hath willed
His truth to triumph through us.
Spaghetti Monster, near,
we tremble not with fear;
His Sauce we can endure,
for lo, His carbs are pure;
no lowly man shall fell Him.

That Sauce above all earthly powers,
no thanks to them, abideth;
the hookers and the beer are ours,
thru Him who with us sideth.
Let goods and kindred go,
this mortal life also;
the body they may kill;
Pasta abideth still;
His kingdom is forever.

thank you....

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