Had to make a sonnet for my english lessons at school, so here it is :
Sailing the seas is what they mostly do
Looking for towns to plunder near the coast
Hiding from warships inside a bayou
Fearing nothing but a vicious ghost
When plundering towns, stealing rum they will
Not to mention the grog, their holy grail
Taking some hot wenches for a thrill
And for the captain, some nice English ale
Fighting battles against the enemy
Shooting their big cannons with a poor aim
Maneuvering hard not to sink in the sea
If loosing, fleeing battle without shame
Living their glorious but deadly live
'Cause for lots of booty they strive
Had to do it quick (forgot the assignment) but hope you like it. I'm not a native english speaker so it's not perfect and all. Hope you like it though, planning on doing more sonnets involving the FSM now.
Shakesperian pirate sonnet
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Re: Shakesperian pirate sonnet
and my third sonnet (number 2 was not FSM/pirate related at all, only on request)
Flying the skies he does invisibly
Touching with his noodly appendages
Being there glorious, for non to see
Believing in him has its advantages
Touching people down, called gravity
Beside that there’s much he manages
He manages even the life of a flea
Though pirates have with him more vantages
Heaven is for all who believe in him
There’s a beer volcano for all your drinks
And a strippers factory for company
Having a glass of grog filled to the brim
Sharing candy and being highly jinks
Be a pirate, don’t watch too much tv
has a: abab-abab-cda-cda rhyme scheme. Hope you like it.
Flying the skies he does invisibly
Touching with his noodly appendages
Being there glorious, for non to see
Believing in him has its advantages
Touching people down, called gravity
Beside that there’s much he manages
He manages even the life of a flea
Though pirates have with him more vantages
Heaven is for all who believe in him
There’s a beer volcano for all your drinks
And a strippers factory for company
Having a glass of grog filled to the brim
Sharing candy and being highly jinks
Be a pirate, don’t watch too much tv
has a: abab-abab-cda-cda rhyme scheme. Hope you like it.
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Re: Shakesperian pirate sonnet
Verry gud lad, well dun.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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