has anyone used any of the non rhyming, non musical poetic forms (haiku, diamonte, etc.) to honor the noodly one?
i think that it would be cool to assemble a book of fsm poetry. i have a few haikus:
Your Noodly Grace:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Shed on us your sauce
fsm poetry?
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fsm poetry?
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
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Wow, Flying Spaghetti Monster is exactly 7 syllables. That opens up amazing possiblities...
unfortutately, the only Haiku I can think of right now isn't very Pastafarian.
Wrestlemania,
Wrestlemania, oh boy,
Wrestlemania.
But yeah, we tend to focus on Pslams and Songs around here. We could do with a few Haikus and odd poetry!
unfortutately, the only Haiku I can think of right now isn't very Pastafarian.
Wrestlemania,
Wrestlemania, oh boy,
Wrestlemania.
But yeah, we tend to focus on Pslams and Songs around here. We could do with a few Haikus and odd poetry!
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Oh, my F S M
You do not care how we pray
We should just be good
You do not care how we pray
We should just be good
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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noodly appendages is exactly 7 syllables too
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
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Depends on how you say it. new-duh-lee vs. nude-lee
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Edd wrote:Depends on how you say it. new-duh-lee vs. nude-lee
Funny, I pronounce both 'new' and 'nude' as if they start with 'ny',
but not 'noodle' or 'noodly' which I pronounce 'nood-ul' and 'nood-lee'.
Approximate pronunciations, of course!
Edited to add: I thought that haiku had to be about the seasons.
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Tha oshin winter
Sure is rough on us pyrates
The parrot's dun froze.
Spring is the c-sin
For Pyrasea. Ships sale warm
watturs, unna ware.
Pyracy's a blast
It is summertime and the
Pillagin's easy
The fall of the leeves
Is not apparent at see
It is autumn, yarhhh!
Better?
Sure is rough on us pyrates
The parrot's dun froze.
Spring is the c-sin
For Pyrasea. Ships sale warm
watturs, unna ware.
Pyracy's a blast
It is summertime and the
Pillagin's easy
The fall of the leeves
Is not apparent at see
It is autumn, yarhhh!
Better?
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: fsm poetry?
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Edited to add: I thought that haiku had to be about the seasons.
Well, that depends on how strictly you want to adhere to the traditional guidelines. The wikipedia article is very informative.
Re: fsm poetry?
generally, a poem is considered haiku if it follows the 5-7-5 syllable format.
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Re: fsm poetry?
For example...
The Vodka...
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.
No, wait. That don't work. It's hard to make a Pastafarian haiku after three glasses of vodka.
The Vodka...
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.
No, wait. That don't work. It's hard to make a Pastafarian haiku after three glasses of vodka.
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Re: fsm poetry?
fueledbycoffee wrote:For example...
The Vodka...
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.
No, wait. That don't work. It's hard to make a Pastafarian haiku after three glasses of vodka.
Almost, FBC. How about
Vodka enlightens
It brings me closer
To his noodly goodness.
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that wasnt haiku either he did 3-5-7, you did 5-5-7, but it's supposed to be 5-7-5, like this:
vodka enlightens
helps me find my god
The noodly one
vodka enlightens
helps me find my god
The noodly one
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
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I like vodka too,
It helps clear the mind anew,
Praise to FSM!
Haha, poetry never was my strong point.
It helps clear the mind anew,
Praise to FSM!
Haha, poetry never was my strong point.
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there ya go!
"Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams (From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
"Christianity: Believing that a Jewish zombie who was his own father sent himself down to die for the sins of mankind that were started by an animated dirt-man and rib-woman who were tricked into eating magic fruit by a talking snake." -Anonmyous
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