Amazing Grate - an inspirational, time-honored favorite

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Amazing Grate - an inspirational, time-honored favorite

Postby cabang » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:06 pm

I humbly submit this song which is a great source of inspiration for me.
You probably know the tune.

Amazing grate
how sweet the sound
that shaved my cheese for me!
My dish was bland
but now, it’s seasoned sound
Was dry, but now – juicy!


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Postby Aeger » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:14 pm

’Twas grate that brought my lunch so near,
And grate did so concieve;
To make that pasta thus appear
The hour I first believed!
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Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:38 pm

T'was grate that made the parmesan...
so powdery and fine.
T'was grate that flavoured this sweet dish...
and grate will always be mine.
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Postby Capn' Sam Rackham » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:34 pm

Linguini, ziti, mac n' cheese
Spaghetti cooked well done!
Twas grate the prepared this banquet
And grate will lead us home.
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