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Postby LawlStorm » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:12 pm

title says it all ... FD36FD2ACA

here's the lyrics

Lyrics for "Obey Your Noodly Master"
Introduction To A Thousand Noodles / Obey Your Noodly Master

In the beginning
There was a monster
Of great noodly girth

Two balls of meat
And two eye stalks
Fused together with noodles a plenty

The universe
The mountain and trees
And a midget created by him

Do you believe?
Oh, can you see?
The flying spaghetti monster


With the month of october
We celebrate ramendan
We rejoice, thou filled with glee

We are pastafarians
Of the pasta country
We accept chef boyardee

Float through teh air
Like our lord before you
Obey the god of carbohydrates

Toss out your faith
Bask in his glow
Or face his pirate mates

Join us we are better than the other religions
We've got a stripper factory and a beer volcano
He commands our pirate regalia, do not piss him off
His noodly appendage knows no bounds, he has touched us all

Spread the great word
Tell all your friends
Accept the stringy pasta fact

Darwin wrong
Pasta right
Join our church and submit to our pact

Body of noodles
Blood of marinara
Let your path to heaven begin

Forget the choir
Or stupid cheese-its
We say "ramen" and then we dig in


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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:19 pm


Speed Metal becomes

Speed Noodle

Speed Shred Noodle
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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Postby weefolk » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:22 pm

awww... it expired

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Postby Flee » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:49 pm

:fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock:
w00t FSM metal!!!

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Postby LawlStorm » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:46 pm

since it expired i'll upload another one, until then you can go to the myspace page and can hear it. it should be the first one in the list

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Postby Grey » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:46 pm

Long intro, but I like it. Yay for bands who write their own stuff! Muy bonito!
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Postby Escargot » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:24 am

I just checked out your MySpace link and your influences and I almost fainted.

You listen to Ensiferum?
I mean.... WOW!

I'm a huge metal fan, and Ensiferum (namely Dragonheads, Windrider and Little Dreamer) is practically at the top of the list. You have awesome taste.
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Postby svampfest » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:41 pm

awesome, i checked out some other songs too, doomtrain rocks :fsm_rock:

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Postby LawlStorm » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:59 am

now theres a video of us up on youtube playing Doomtrain at our highschools talent show.

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Postby fredhsu » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:17 pm

This is pretty cool

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