The Seven Seas and the FSM

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:42 am

Oi jus' remaembir'd, tha oi-pee fir Googil bae aeht, paeroi-id, aeht, paeroi-id, aeht, paeroi-id, an' woen moer aeht, aarrrrggghh!!!!
So tha mus' bae hoelee, roiht?

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:16 am

Definitely holy. So are 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393, 196418, 317811, and so on. Or maybe not.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:10 pm

I'd say so, if I wasn't so focused on this spinning spiral.
I am getting veeeery sleeepy . . .
So are 0, 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169, 196, 225, 256, 289, 324, 361, 400, 441, 484, 529, 576, 625, 676, 729, 784, 841, 900, 961, 1024, 1089, 1156, 1225, 1296, 1369, 1444, 1521, 1600, 1681, 1764, 1849, 1936, 2025, 2116, 2209, 2304, 2401, 2500, 2601, 2704, 2809, 2916, 3025, 3136, 3249, 3364, 3481, 3600, 3721, 3844, 3969, 4096, 4225, 4356, 4489, 4624, 4761, 4900, 5041, 5184, 5329, 5476, 5625, 5776, 5929, 6084, 6241, 6400, 6561, 6724, 6889, 7056, 7225, 7396, 7569, 7744, 7921, 8100, 8281, 8464, 8649, 8836, 9025, 9216, 9409, 9604, 9801, 10000, and so on. I think. But this spiral is really distracting . . .

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:07 am

Tha Booke ov Nef Yoo on tha Seven Seas
Verse wun
Wunce inna pond ov tyme, en woe et kumd ta pass wen Auntee sayd rrrr en auntee sayd unta me, Nef Yoo she sayd out laud i hast a misshun fer ye me deeree, Ye muss git dis menuskip ta tha Oliff Gardin an' bwarrrr uf tha meny evil AirWicks, rrrrr. Maek shore yew bwing back sum supparrrrrr an' do'nt 4get tha grog, rrrrr.

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:56 am

Verse Too

En so hi lowd hup tha Goodeshup Lollypop en din en din hi sayelld rite owt ov thee harrbrrr. Butt wayt! Sayd auntee, cum bak heeearrrgh. Duz ye even noe warre thee Oliff Garrdinn iz? Too layte Arnty cryd cos I coodent hear enyfing wot she sed, an' woe, hi dudn't no werr tha Olly Gardin b, rrrrr. :facepalm:
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:39 pm

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131, 137, 139, 149, 151, 157, 163, 167, 173, 179, 181, 191, 193, 197, 199, 211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 241, 251, 257, 263, 269, 271, 277, 281, 283, 293, 307, 311, 313, 317, 331, 337, 347, 349, 353, 359, 367, 373, 379, 383, 389, 397, 401, 409, 419, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 449, 457, 461, 463, 467, 479, 487, 491, 499, 503, 509, 521, 523, 541, 547, 557, 563, 569, 571, 577, 587, 593, 599, 601, 607, 613, 617, 619, 631, 641, 643, 647, 653, 659, 661, 673, 677, 683, 691, 701, 709, 719, 727, 733, 739, 743, 751, 757, 761, 769, 773, 787, 797, 809, 811, 821, 823, 827, 829, 839, 853, 857, 859, 863, 877, 881, 883, 887, 907, 911, 919, 929, 937, 941, 947, 953, 967, 971, 977, 983, 991, and 997 might be holy.

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:44 pm

This is a trick most of you probably don't know, and that I just learned the other day. I almost discovered it on my own while musing about an equation to figure out the digits of a multiple of 9.
If you want to know if a number is evenly divisible by three, just add up all the digits. If the result is evenly divisible by three, then so is the originally number.

For example, let's take 1872, for example. Couldn't have been more random. Now add the digits (1+8=9, 9+7=16, 16+2=18). Eighteen is divisible by three, so 1872 is too.
Amazing, right?
EDIT: Didn't realize I wrote, "for example" twice until now.

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:59 pm

Verse Free

I dun saled hi an' den I dun saled lo, an' lo an' bhole, i saled tha 7 sees, rrrr, butt hi duddent fined tha Olly Gardin. Um, den et cum 2 pass thet in tha furst sea i meets hup wiff u rogue pyrit naemd JooseySpleen. Hi ses i comman ye tells me ware thee Ollif Gardin is, butt Joosey-Urk maeks u big fuss an' vents hiz spleen - i gunna reed this crap at moi howse he sez. Meenwiles 'is flee infestered frenns try 2 pinch me cannon so i run 'im fru, rrrr.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:16 pm

Verse Fore

An' den an' den i saled inter tha seccund see an meets u nuvver bad pie rat an' i sez avass, wot b yore naem bad pie rat? Um, he sez, um, hi b JJ Saliva, look he sez, look, wots dat over dare! An' by slite ov hand SlipperySaliva-Urk tryd 2 nik the manuscrip wot Auntie dun giv me so i run 'im froo too, rrrrr.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:55 am

Verse Five

Tha thurd sea wos calm an' very misstearyass. There i met u fat an' jolly pyrate hoo pretended 2 b kind an' serene an 'is naem b Peeceful Sung, rrrr. Peepee Sung sed unto me I fink ye bedda sale by thet island ober dare an' lissen 2 alla dem beautaful maidens singing, yargh. Butt hi dudn't trusst 'im wun liddle bit, so i comman tha crew 2 poot beeswax in dare eers an' tie me 2 tha maskt b4 we saled by. Lukky i did cos et wos Peepee Sung-Urk singing an' tha moosic was sooo crap et maekd me chunderrr, rrr.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:50 am

Verse Sex

En tha forfth sea hi met tha pierat wench Nancy the Lier hoo awlso b nowd as thee Lioness of Norf Carol Liner. Et caem 2 pass dat Nansy wos marryd 2 Eerwik thee buccaneer canon feef, an' wile Nancy wos busy disstractin' tha crew wiff lots of useless facks an' figgers an' blindin' evvabuddy wiff sigh-ence, Earwik-Urk maed a grab 4 Arntee's menuscrip. I sayd ho! Stop dat yoo rotters, ye b nuffin butt u pare ov scurvy curs, an' den an' den i giv Nansy-Urk a jab in tha bum ov 'er pantyloons wiff a pointy stik, rrrr. :whip:
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:52 pm

Verse Sevven

An' den et kumd ta parse hi saled in2 thee fift sea an' rite frum tha bginnin et dun stinkt 2 hi hevven coz Smelly BumBum pie rat lived dere. Avas i sayd unto SmellyBumBum, I comman ye 2 lissen: dere wunse wos 2 rats named In an' Out. Wun day In dun died ded. How dud Out no In wos ded? Den i telld unto 'im In stinct an' i sayd juss lyke yoo do ye telewankin' noddy. Um, den I oarder me crew 2 chuck BumBum-urk pie rat inta tha brigg an hose 'im down an' maek 'im scrub hisself wiff bery hi pH sope until tha stench dun reseed, den i ran 'im frew, rrr.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:13 pm

Verse Ate

Um, tha nummer 6 sea wos whyeld an' stormy an' tha Eerwick clone hoo livvd dere wos u plump, pimply schoolboy pyerat calld StayFriskyEarwig, rrr. PimplePussStayFursty-Urk wos notty um, nottoryus cos 'e plade ruff an' told lotsa big fibs an' dat an' wen hi dun cawt 'im 'e screem blue murder an' holler an' shout an' 'e cryd owt loud sumbuddy help, hi gunna git a Moderator, dow'nt punish me u rotter, i juss a pour liddel troll an' i kant taek et eny moar, sob, sob, sob, oh woe is me, Nef Yoo dun cawt me arrhgin. Bad luck sucker I sayd, soon I gunna run yew froo too, rrrrr. :haha:
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