NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

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NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby xkaes » Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:42 pm

http://www.subclub.org/trump15.JPG

P.S. I think the phrase "modern politics" should be changed to "modern politics and religion"

P.P.S. Sorry for a simple URL link, instead of just showing the image. For some reason, I can't get the IMAGE function to work correctly.

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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby DavidH » Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:44 am

Covfefe - the sound made by a ginger cat when being fed through a rolling mill.
From Kazakh crivffur, "the sound made by a ginger cat when being fed through a rolling mill"

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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:49 am

covfefe
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what Nef Yoo will accuse you of being if you only try to steal the cover of The Loose Canon.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:26 am

DavidH wrote:a ginger cat
That's . . . oddly specific.
Roy Hunter wrote:covfefe
-noun
what Nef Yoo will accuse you of being if you only try to steal the cover of The Loose Canon.
Or his bed sheets.

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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:48 am

I thought it was that caffeine delivery fluid I consume every morning.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:52 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I thought it was that caffeine delivery fluid I consume every morning.
That's jet fuel you're thinking of.

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Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:44 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I thought it was that caffeine delivery fluid I consume every morning.
That's jet fuel you're thinking of.

No, that's our old pal FBC.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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