The Holy Jar Of Ragu!

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The Holy Jar Of Ragu!

Postby tombombadillo » Fri May 23, 2008 1:40 pm

I've been going over several ancient Pastafarian documents and I believe I found something, a referance to the Jar of Ragu once Used by Captain Mosey! this is clearly a sacred artifact and I think we should pour millions of dollars into researching and finding it! from the ancient scriptures, it may cause something man has always searched for, eternal happiness! LET THE QUEST BEGIN! :worship: :fsm:

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Postby Clifford » Sat May 24, 2008 12:41 pm

That'll make a good Indiana Jones movie

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Postby Capn Tayth » Sun May 25, 2008 11:15 am

Indiana Jones and the Lost Ragu... like it.

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