Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
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Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
Please advise a new convert on the ethics of consuming pasta.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
Pasta is just pasta.
FSM-ism has no doctrine of transubstantiation.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
The FSM wants us to be happy. There is no better way to be happy than eating pasta (except of course, eating pasta with beer and strippers on a Pirate ship...... arrrgg).
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
forget not the grog my son
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
Pasta is a blessing from our Noodly Lord (pesto be upon him) and should be consumed as much as possible, especially on the High Holy Day. (Friday). Any kind of noodle, any variety of sauce, any kind of meatball (even the veggie ones), all are worthy of overindulgence.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
Yeah, this would be the same as saying that cows are made up of flesh, and so are humans, so eating a burger would be cannibalism.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
If the burger is being prepared with some kind of tomato products then there is no problem because the ketchup is symbolizing His Almighty Mantle. 

En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
Българска пастафарианска църква (Bulgarian Pastafarian Church)
- за прослава на Макаронения Бог


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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?
The FSM doesn't really consider eating pasta a sacrilage, because
1. he is the only one of his kinda and may not care for the less advanced edible pasta
2. his Noodlely Appendages may be actually disposible limbs that he can grow, (like hair or nails.)
All of these are assumptions, don't take them as facts, but FSM may change this post to make it not a fact that is not unestablished.
1. he is the only one of his kinda and may not care for the less advanced edible pasta
2. his Noodlely Appendages may be actually disposible limbs that he can grow, (like hair or nails.)
All of these are assumptions, don't take them as facts, but FSM may change this post to make it not a fact that is not unestablished.
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