Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:40 am

ummm
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um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r :welcome:
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby RevWrongway » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:17 pm

And dry... don't forget dry.

:bummer:


Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r :welcome:
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ

ǝuO ʎlpooN ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝ˥ ˙ʎlpuᴉʞ ʞɐǝdS ˙ʎldǝǝp ǝɹɐƆ ˙ʎlsnoɹǝuǝƃ ǝʌo˥ ˙ʎldɯᴉs ǝʌᴉ˥

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Monobaz » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:06 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r :welcome:



I highly recommend silent but deadly. They are much better fun and you can always blame someone else, (especially the dog).
"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:22 am

RevWrongway wrote:And dry... don't forget dry.

:bummer:


Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r :welcome:


Dat a fine wizdim rrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:54 am

Monobaz wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
um
um
iiiiiiii fink
i fink
a bwerry gud farrt be a bwery laud wun
butt not soo tinkee so
hi kin stay at tha taybull fur supparr
rrr rrr r :welcome:



I highly recommend silent but deadly. They are much better fun and you can always blame someone else, (especially the dog).


Dat a fine wizdim
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:10 pm

umum
um
um ...........
et godda b sed ............
......HericDaHorrabull gude 4 tha ratings
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:24 pm

HO !

i haz anuvver wizdum !

ummmmm doan cook yer spageddy inna cole wadder cos et no gunna cook rrrrrrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:18 pm

HO !
i haz anutter wizdum !

um um
if ye lostid yer rrrite footid sok inna wash
dount fro away tha lefft wun
cos maybe et gunna kum bak laydarrr rrrr rrr

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:55 am

Ho boy ho boy ..........

i godda nuvver wizzdumb 4 ye .........

Um , ef ye gunna nick wot uvver peepulls rit ,

doan let dem fined owt cos dey gunna git snakey

an' cum plane , cum plane , cum plane an' dat , rrrrrrrrrr .
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:22 pm

heer me nu wizdum rrrrrrr

um um um
um
ye beddarrr et alla burdys dat ye kin fine rrr

lik tha dodo burdy rrr
an the grate AUK ! burdy rrr
an tha passinjer pijjin burdy rrr
an tha moa burdy rrr

um

cos wun day darrr no gunna be no mores
din ya gunna be sorry
rrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:01 pm

hokay! :lurk:

rrr

i haff anutter wizzdum --

....Dem be deep fryd roostarr ballz
rrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:56 am

rrrr

ummmm
ummmm
ummmm

wizdumb fer today ummmm
if it look good owt in tha mooring
ummmmmm
den leef it owt alllllllllllll day !

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ummmmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:15 pm

i haz sooo meny whizdumz :confused:
rrr
um
dunt giff tha kat a baff :furious: if he dunt wunt et
rrrrr
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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:37 pm

How about, "If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck then it's probably a duck, but remember, it could always be the FSM in disguise."

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Re: Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:40 pm

oink oink rrrr
duz ya see eny loose canins ye gunna steel yit unka errwikk? rrrrrrrrrrrrr
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