The fallen one.

[soyastuff]

Are there pasta angels?

There must have been a pasta angel that though he was better than the FSM and tried to take his place and was cast down by one of the other pasta angels,what does he look like?

A burnt piece of uncooked pasta, perhaps a burnt fusilli?


What is his name?

The mean in of life is to eat(I think we all know that) so perhaps his name(If you haven't had a vision of this name) should be Netae(I feel sure this is the unspeakable one's name).

There must have been a pasta war where many pasta angels fell and became burned fusilli beings in Netae's army of the dammed.





I just wondered.



Eat in piece.[edit-I mean peace]
SS

[soyastuff]

Pat and his battle.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

i don't believe there are, but if they fall, they certinaly didn't become atkins, for he was accidentally created at the same time as pesto. i belive our noodly lord sneezed, or something...

[soyastuff]

what about the struggle between the forces of creation and those of destruction?

[Irish Noodle]

Some Macaroni that got out of line?

I don't think the FSM has Angels..though perhaps there are strings of noodles that follow him through space and do his bidding.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

but that'd just be his noodly appendage. so in a sense yes, but the angles are just part of him, so whatever. although one guy said he saw some penne angles speak to him. so who knows? but if they are created by his noodlyness, then i doubt they could ever fall.

cuz were so much better than those christians.

also, creation would be Pasta, destruction would be low carb.

think. creation, gets fat. destrution, loses fat.

ironically I'm taking health, in which they talk about healthy eating. and sex ed. so it must encoupass all of his noodlyness.

[Nayvera]

Surely the fallen one's name would be Easimac. He seems to have developed an unholy following among college aged kids. I've even heard him being reffered to as The Great God Easimac, which is just wrong!

[Qwertyuiopasd]

you have a point. Atkins IS the ultamite evil, but that dosen't mean he's all the evil there is.

cheap immitations.

espcially Boyardee. he's considered a false prophet. more accurately, a misguided one, but whatever. I'm pretty sure easymac and *shudders* Kraft fall under that catagory.

p.s. love your sig. but i can't tell if its pro or anti batman. or just making a joke on one panel.

[Shoeman]

In all seriousness, Bigotry is the Enemy. Bigotry and stupidity is what we oppose through the following of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Our enemy in the Loose Canon should be one that represents all these things.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and nominate the Chimpanzee of the War of the Chimpanzee, George Bush. But Then again there is probably a better canidate.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

too true shoeman, we are defintly in a crusade against stupidity and bigotry (I'll have to look up that word)

but from a biblical stand-point, we defintly need a personified EVIL. enter Atkins.

[fusiontortellini]

Is Hell South Beach? Or is it just an Adjunct?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1579546463/qid=1129160740/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-4184757-2300827?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

[Qwertyuiopasd]

southbeach is Atkins bit of heaven he stole. he torchures US, but not his "loyal subjects"

pleah.

so in a manner of speaking, yes it is hell to us. but them anorexic peeps don't think so.

[fusiontortellini]

Aaah! So the "Tortures of the Damned" involve vomiting? And bulimiacs are truly accursed?

And thus the Penance for Over-Drinking His sacred beer. Although I am not sure that penance should be so Truly Eeeevil.

[Nayvera]

See, Easimac (spelled that way, it was corrupted for commercialism) is the ultimate fallen angel. Think about it: He has lured young children and college kids alike away from the true pasta. His cheap imitation pasta with fake cheese is not the real thing. It is the false idol, all dressed up in bright colors and catchy songs that makes people believe in him and not the FSM.

Plus, when can you pause for reflection and devotion if you don't have to wait 15 minutes for water to boil?


Also, my batman avie is just being funny. My friend actually made it, but I'm a huge batman fan (got my own moderately successful rpg board too), so I "stole" it. It's not being derogatory, but fangirls are allowed to poke fun at what they love

[Snakeon]

It is my firm conviction that many strippers are His angels on earth, and the rest are training at the convent of His covenant. It is in piety that we should worship at their bosom and tithe the g-strings of righteousness.