A FSM Miracle!!

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I'm afraid.....

Postby atomicmutant » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:08 pm

I'm sorry, but His Noodlyness faded from view shortly after the picture was taken. I was lucky to have had the time that I did......

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Postby Benedict » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:34 am

I had a miracle myself the other night. I was suffering from a strange empty sensation in my stomach and was plagued by rumbling noises of unknown origin. I then sought solace in His divine form and consumed some spaghetti in sacrament to Him and I was cured! The empty feeling turned into a wonderful fullness and the unnatural rumblings ceased!

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Postby onlainari » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:30 am

Well, I thought this to be pretty cool.

Playing this song after d/l it: What if God wanted pasta sauce, had itunes on random, next song, of the 1,000's I have (we're pirates, we share. Yarr.), was In Flames - Food for the Gods.

I just had to write that in. It's not funny, it's cool.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:25 pm

i smell a false miracle

where did those eystalks come from? if you ask me, you made this false attempt of having a miracle in hopes to attain attention! may yoiu be cursed to ride the bus.

UNLESS you made the pasta, saw the image (minus eyestalks) and put eyestalks there to make it more obvoius or something. i dont WANT to belive this is a false miracle, i just want to be sure.

and if i am wrong, may i be forced to eat by the evil laws of atkins for a week (thursayd to thursday) as punishment.

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