i was touched by his noodly appendage, not in a dream, but right here on the message boards. someone was asking, "what would we do in heaven? (aside from getting drunk and laid).
and it was then i was touched. i asked myself, and was answered by the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
the following is a description of half of heaven (note: not very well organized. i would appriciate it if someone re-did it in a more formal way of writing)
(blahblah about beer volcanoe and stripper facotry)
also did the great FSM create a vast sea, stretching on and on for all eternity.
from one end of the beach is the beer volcanoe, starting a vast mountain rage, ending in a cliff on the sea, creating many wonderful pirate hiding places.
on the other end, was the bus stop, where many heathens came from to enjoy the beer and strippers. in between was the great stripper factory and the great itallian diner (Aunt Dee Dee's Diner?).
in the space not taken up by buildings or beer volcanoes, were drunken people getting laid.
at the waters edge, pirate crews formed, and pirates did leave.
off into the distant Eternal Caribbian, where it is always the 1600's, they would pillage non-believers.
the great islands were divieded in two catagories, cool islands for exploring, conquering, and pirate ship hiding.
the other half islands were for people who believed in other heavens.
these non-believers are not to be hated as much as the bus-riders, for they did not know of the FSM.
so they are to live eternity in their own versions of heaven, but ever pillaged by the Pasta Pirates.
these non-belivers may be allowed to convert later than death, for excuse by ignorance.
woo. carpal tunnel syndrome here i come.
anyway. just to clear some things up that i couldn't fit into the verses, there is not one island for every religeon. one christian islad? it'd be bigger than australia. this is paritally why it is infinitely large. many many christian islands. and many muslim and so forth. there are also many islands of releigions people made up and never told anyone else. these people get ever so lonely. unless their reliegeon includes a stripper facotry or something along those lines.
also, the more inhabitiate islands ther are, there are more cool ones with nifty pirate hiding places.
also, where do pirate ships come from? i probably a pirate ship facotry at the waters edge, but they could just appear out of thin air if that works for more people.
also in my thoughts, there would not be just one beer volcanoe. that is simply illogical. there must be many, but of course, one that is the biggest, best, and most central beer volcanoe.
the mountain range in the north would only have beer volcanoes in the south, near where humans live, but if ye dare go whree there mountain are, would there be beer inside the mountians for mining? beer mine! this would also make for the creation of more beer volcanoes when needed. because, as you can see, there are more dead people thand living people. or there will be.
i also vote that Aunt Dee Dee should own the Itallian Diner when she dies. and it shall be called Aunt Dee Dee's Diner. just my idea.
please decide on these things quickly, so i may repost my stuff with a complete description of heaven. (i've kinda assumed that role whilst writing this)
i made a map using paint, but i dont know how to post it on here. HELP ME.
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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