Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.

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Captain Obvious
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Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

Postby Captain Obvious » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:39 pm

Looks like nobody is posting here anymore, but Divine inspiration strikes when it strikes.

Oh Great Flying Spaghetti Monster,
make me semolina, that You may shape me to Your purpose;
make me penne, that Your sauce may flow through me;
make me ravioli, and fill me with Your cheesey goodness.

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Purple Lil
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Re: Loose Canon Submissions - Prayer Book

Postby Purple Lil » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:49 pm

Captain Obvious wrote:Looks like nobody is posting here anymore, but Divine inspiration strikes when it strikes.

Oh Great Flying Spaghetti Monster,
make me semolina, that You may shape me to Your purpose;
make me penne, that Your sauce may flow through me;
make me ravioli, and fill me with Your cheesey goodness.


Ooh! I like this one!!


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