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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:58 am

An so et still be darrk inna bilj coz nobuddy tern on da lites.
din et starrtid ta wane
an din et be ebber so winddy
lo an behole et be a darrk an stormy nite
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:12 am

Nef U 1:4.1
Da storm woz stormee an da winnd wos windee ana wain wus wet ,
an et b soooo darrk an scaree inna bilj
Dat Nef yoo callit "nite" , rrrrrrrrrrr .
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:16 pm

Hokay ,

nef Yoo 1:1.fyve

Um, alla critters wot b inna bilge wur effa soooooooooooo siiiiiiic
dey woz spewin effrey wear
:barf: :drunk: :barf: :drunk: :barf:
an dey wos awl bery bery frite-end
ummmmm ...... awl assept Nef Yoo
cos 'e b da feersest pyrate effa .
An Nif You b inna charrg ovva intyre bilge , rrrrrrrrrr .
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:37 am

Deer Fishal Woose Cannons ,

Ummmmm.........

Dis 'ere b me smishun .... rrrr

nef yoo 1:1.n wear "n" is da nex wun

An Nef Yoo sed "avas ye wimsy buncha blaggarrds ,
oi comman ya 2 stop ya vomitin" . :barf:
An da varmints awl b lissenen 2 Nef yoo
Coz dey werre bery scarredd ov da mitey pyrit ,
an da varmints dey alla stopt there vomitten , rrrrrrrr .
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:19 pm

Woosa fishal Loosed Cannons ?
................?

is sum moore smishion ........
an hear it is ............

r ye reddy yet ?

Noaw den ,

Nef Yoo 1:1.n

An Nef Ewe sed "ya seesic scurrby landlubberrrs
oi comman ye 2 tern onna lites so dat we awl can sea" .
An da critters wot b inna bilg ..........
dey all wos fritend ov Nif Yoo so dey tern onna lites
so dat evvabody coold see .
An Nef Yoo calldit "day" cos it wos lite ,
an dis b thee gud wurd wot Nef u makes inna bginnin .

Thankye ye welkum !
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:24 pm

Hallo alla Arnties an Unccas at da Fishy Lose Canons
...................

Ummmmm .........

iss moar tru storries 4 ye

Nef U 1:1.n

An an an da Fryin Skettee Munster wos sooooooooooooo 'appy wiff Nef Yoo
:fsm_float: :fsm_float: :fsm_float: :fsm_float: :fsm_float:
4 'e maded da bestest comman effa , rrrrrrrrrrr .
Ummmmmmmmm , ...............
an da Fling Spagee Monser prarrmoats Nef ooY ,
2 cappin ovva Thee Goodeshup Lollypop ,
an 'E makes 'im da firrrstest pyrit ov alla tyme , yup , nummer wun , rrrrrr ,
an alla critters b soooo appy dey maeks Nff Yoo a big choklit kake !
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:13 pm

Allo Fishy Cannons ,

Dis u nuvver smishun .......
Ummmm , .......................
................. oi 4-got .
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Busines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:04 pm

Juss twicken alla Arnies an Unkkas at da Fishoil Canons Trread ,
.........................................
:haha:
Oi callit INNA BAGININ .....................

Nef Yoo 1:n.n
Arffa alla da sellabraeshuns
:drinking: :violin:
Nefy Oo learrns alla dem bilge critters 2 b ‘is cru ,
An ‘e givvs Reggie da possishun ova da Furrst Mait
coz Rrreggie woz smarterrer dan dem uvver critterrs
wot cum outa da bilg onna Gudshup Lollipup , rrrrrrrrrr .

Nef Yoo 1:n.n
Den a liddel bit affer da baginin
da Flyin Spaggetty Moster sed t’ Neff Yoo
:fsm_float: :fsm_float:
“ya mussen evva chop down da big gnosis twee” ,
An Nef Yoo sed “Hokay , wot effa” .
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

Nev Yew 1:n.n
Butt it wos stil evva soooo stormee
an da wind wos soooo windee
Dat da big stick inna middel ov da shup bustedd inta tyney peeces .
Ooooh noooo sed Nef Yoo ,
“Da big stick inna middel ov da shup is bustedd inta tyney peaces” .
:facewall: :facewall:

Nof Yeo 1:n.n
Hey dat duddint matterrr sed Reggie ,
Lesst juss chop down dat big twee ova dare an maeks us a new wun .
An da nossi twee wos da onlee twee tawl anuff
2 makes a nu stikk 4 da middel ova da shup .
An so Nef Yoo wos led inta temtayshunn ,
an ‘e chopped down da big gnossi twee .
Oooooooh noooooooo !
:idiot: :idiot:

Nef yoo 1:n.n
An da Flying Spageti Monsta did sea dat ‘Is gnosis twee was cut -
:fsm_float: :fsm_float: :fsm_float:
cos da onlee fing lefft wos a few chips an twigs .
An ‘E knowed Nef Yoo dunnit
b coz ‘E nose juss abbowt evvathing ,
an ‘E wos evva sooooo snakey .
:furious: :fsm_float: :furious:

nef Yoo 1:n.n
An da Fryin Sketti Monsta sed “Avas Nef Yoo ye li’l blaggard , ahoy !
Oi fort oi toll ye knott 2 chop down me gnossie twee” .
:fsm_float: :furious: :fsm_float:
Butt wen Nef You hexplaind abowt da rewentwess gale dat wus blowin ,
an abowt da busted big stikk inna middel ova da shup ,
da FSM rreal-eyesed ‘Is own miss-steak .
:whistle: :whistle:

Nef Ooy 1:n.n
An da FSM stopt da rewentwess gale frum blowin ,
an ‘E stopt it bein’ sooo winn-dee alla tyme ,
an ‘E sed “nefferr mind den Nef yew ,
I’ll juss hafta plant a nuvver gnossie twee” .
An Nef yoo sed “Thankye Uncca Fryin ye welkum” !
:welcome: :welcome:

Nef Yew 1:n.n
An da nu big stikk inna middel ova Godship Lollypop
wus as stwonng an hannsum as da mitey pyrrit Black Bart :cry:
annit wos ass smarrrt an telligent as da brillyant pyrrate wench Pieces o’nine :cry:
annit neffa effa busted inta splitars a gain
an nef Yoo callit da “mane mast”
cos it wuz juss lyke da 2 bestest pirates ov alla tyme ,
annit wuz gud , rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .
Ramen , NYBB .
Thankye ye welcum !
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:40 pm

Allo Fishtail Canon Treads.........
allo........... enybuddy hoam ?

i haz moar trew storries 4 ye
............

an den
an den
um... um...

Nef Yew n:n.n
An den sum pirit sayd
"we muss made a big thing soh we not get wet by tha wain" ,
an dey startid made tha big thing
but thay all b lazee an dint maded enyfing
an thay go home to hav suppar ,
ummm...awl assept Nef Yoo
coz 'e not da lazee bog pyrit .
rrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:38 pm

Nef Yoo n:n.n

An a long tyme arffa da baginin
wun off dem lazee towne peepulls sed
"itsa stil wainin , et goona wain lyke dis fer alla tyme" .
An a nuvver sumwun sayd "tha wotter b ep ta arr neks" .
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooo !
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:38 pm

nef Yoo n:n.n

An Nef yoo sayd "oi nose itsa wainin ya lazee scurbee blaggarrds ,
butt if evvabuddy cum a-bored we gunna b sinkt ,
annit iss no b gude 4 alla aminals ta b dwownded" .
An da stupid towne peepulls sayd "hokay" .
Den Nef yoo commans a pare off eech lann-lubber critter
ta cum a-bored da Goodshup Lollypop , rrrrrrrrrr .
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:12 pm

Ummmmm............

neF yoO n:n.n

Anit wained anit wained anit wained .
Lo an behole , da hole worll b cuffid in wotterr .
Dare b wotterr effrywear
an da onlee place dat b dwy
b onna Godshup Lollypop ,
an da bilj b-cum da nu hoam 4 alla kritter
an Nef Yoo sayd "i no wan alla dem tinky beesties inna me bilj ,
whool stopt da wain ?"
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:44 pm

Nef Yoo n:n.n

Nobuddy b lissnen an nobuddy stoppt da wain ,
soh da mitey pyrit dwawded a big scircle onna poop-dek ,
an 'e sits inna middel ov it .
Nef Yew woodent tawk to nobuddy
an 'e woodent lissen ta nuffin wot wos sed
an 'e woodent go owtside da scircle
an 'e woz tawkin notty two 'imself .
Nef Yoo wos camoonacatin wiv da Flyin Spagetty Mosster , :zen: :fsm_float:
butt awl ovva mute-iness cru tinks 'e juss goan loopee ,
an dey sayd "duss Nef yoO noah wot 'e's dooinn ?" :confused: :confused:
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:50 pm

Nof Yeo n:n.n

"Allo Unca Fryin , avas , arr ye a wake ?
Wakes hup Unka Fwying ,
tern offa da tap 4 gooderness sake !
We alla gettin soaked downe 'ere ."
An da Fwyin Spageti Moster stirrd frum 'Is dwunken slumba ,
an "E terns offa da wotterr
an da wain duz stopt ,
an Nef Yoo sayd "fankye unca Fryin ye welkum !"
But it gunna take ages 4 da warter 2 go weigh .
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Re: The Official Loose Canon Thread (Submissions and Business)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:00 am

nef Yoo n:n.n

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals onna boat
for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer beby aminals
an alla aminals sayed "hokay" , :love: :love:
an nef yoo onlee peept a liddel bit
an 'e saw dat it wuz gude .
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