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i have been sent a dream where the FSM has told me that his true creator is none other than the god of italian cookery himself, mario batali. that is correct, the large red haired short wearing star of Iron Chef America and Molto Mario is secretely the true creator of the universe. Not only did he create the FSM, he has also proceeded to have had a hand in creating everything italian.
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Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Probably so...
The term is quite valid, and is literarely approved in the work of the unwitting Pastafarian and noted author and all around cool guy, Terry Prachett.
I think you'll find that FSM predates Mario by many centuries, and that there is a honor for any good chef in Pastafanarianism, but Creator of the Monster is NOT it.
Pastafarian, is he? Where can I read more about his Pastafarian-ness?
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