The Last Supper

Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.

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The Last Supper

Postby jinx » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:39 am

Was it not written that all who eat of the pasta partakes of the flesh of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

"Verily, verily, I say unto you; he that eats of the mostaccioli shall not taste death; nor even he that eats of the Kraft SpongeBob FunShapes Cheese and Macaroni Dinner, for the pasta of the past is the fusilli of the future..." ~Maccheroni 6:18

"He tasted of the linguine, and saw that it was good; yea, and when he tasted of the lo mein, he saw that it was good. And he instructed the brethren to set aside their different sauces..." ~Noodles 13:21

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