"Oh Penne which art in Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano Heaven, meaty be thy balls. Thy midgit come, thy sauce be yum. Thy will be done in marinara as it is in alfredo. Give us this day our daily garlic bread. And forgive us pirates our trespasses, as we forgive them pirates that trespass against us. And lead us into temptation, and deliver us some pizza. RAmen."
Edited: removed the word "not" from "And lead us not into temptation", and capitalized the "A" in "RAmen".
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Great Prayer!
Karaoke99, that is great! Thanks for my first laugh of the day! 

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karaoke99 wrote:"Oh Penne which art in Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano Heaven, meaty be thy balls. Thy midgit come, thy sauce be yum. Thy will be done in marinara as it is in alfredo. Give us this day our daily garlic bread. And forgive us pirates our trespasses, as we forgive them pirates that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation. But deliver us some pizza. Ramen."
Oops, one minor error, the second to last line is properly "And lead us into temptation". How else will we excercise our Flimsy Moral Standards?
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Genius! I posted it at Al Dente with a coupla minor edits:
I changed the "temptation. But" to "temptation, and" and capitalized the "a" in Ramen. Hope that's okay (let me know if you prefer it the other way, and I'll switch it back).
And lead us into temptation. But deliver us some pizza. Ramen
I changed the "temptation. But" to "temptation, and" and capitalized the "a" in Ramen. Hope that's okay (let me know if you prefer it the other way, and I'll switch it back).

Sheana wrote:Genius! I posted it at Al Dente with a coupla minor edits:And lead us into temptation. But deliver us some pizza. Ramen
I changed the "temptation. But" to "temptation, and" and capitalized the "a" in Ramen. Hope that's okay (let me know if you prefer it the other way, and I'll switch it back).
D'OH!!! I keep forgetting the Flimsy Moral Standards...DAMN THIS PURITAN UPBRINGING!
And of course it is RAmen. Thank you for the edits.

By the way, Gnoodles didn't write it (as you mentioned in the blog post), I did.

karaoke99 wrote:D'OH!!! I keep forgetting the Flimsy Moral Standards...DAMN THIS PURITAN UPBRINGING!
And of course it is RAmen. Thank you for the edits.
By the way, Gnoodles didn't write it (as you mentioned in the blog post), I did.
That was probably my fault. In retrospect, my comment does read like I'm correcting my own work. But no, all credit lies with K99. I was just pointing out a minor error he made while transcribing his divine revelation. And a great revelation it was, too.
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karaoke99 wrote:Sheana wrote:Genius! I posted it at Al Dente with a coupla minor edits:And lead us into temptation. But deliver us some pizza. Ramen
I changed the "temptation. But" to "temptation, and" and capitalized the "a" in Ramen. Hope that's okay (let me know if you prefer it the other way, and I'll switch it back).
D'OH!!! I keep forgetting the Flimsy Moral Standards...DAMN THIS PURITAN UPBRINGING!
And of course it is RAmen. Thank you for the edits.
By the way, Gnoodles didn't write it (as you mentioned in the blog post), I did.Can you name credit me as Snicklefritz, please? That is the name I go by at the Atheist Network. Though it appears I am an atheist no longer.
Absolutely, I'll change it to Snicklefritz right away. RAmen, and again, cheers on the excellent prayer

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Prayer Book ahoy! However why do we have to copy Christianity in the shape of mimicking their prayer, couldn't we do something a little more funky? Maybe put it to the tune of something more new age? Methinks we could be inventive.
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