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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:34 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:If that is true then Eric is a liar. He told me that he had signed statements from 20 authors of the Loose Canon and that only 4 authors changed their mind and asked to be removed. Is he lying about that?

As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.

Also, without the consent of The Council of The Olive Garden, he does not have the right to publish anything and claim it to be The Loose Canon, this is made very clear here http://forum.venganza.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=51014:
DaveL wrote:Fellow FSMers, there have been a lot of queries regarding hard copy publication of the Loose Canon, particularly by third parties, not closely associated with this Forum. Following several unauthorized attempts to publish various versions of the Loose Canon without the permission of the Council of the Olive Gardenor its multiple contributors, we wish to make it unambiguously clear that the Loose Canon is not to be published by any third party for profit, or for any other motives not specifically authorized by the Council of the Olive Garden or FSM Forum team.

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For those of you who are genuinely interested in promoting the FSM through Pastafarian scripture, the best way to help the cause is to go write some yourself!! Hey, if it’s really awesome, it may be canonized.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:36 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:39 pm

NO ! ARNTEE CARDANULL FANG NOT LYING YOO SKUNK .

ET B YOO WOT TELLS BIG FIBS ...... Errick = BumBum69er = PrayFriskyWossername .
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:10 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.

I have been party to conversations with Eric, where one of the Authors who was refusing consent pointed out that some of the other authors Eric claimed to have consent from were in fact him under another alias, the list of authors works you gave still include those pen names. So I stand by my previous comment...
The Dark Noodle wrote:on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:NO ! ARNTEE CARDANULL FANG NOT LYING YOO SKUNK .

ET B YOO WOT TELLS BIG FIBS ...... Errick = BumBum69er = PrayFriskyWossername .

Any person who questions the honour of Brother Cardinal Fang risks a lifetime of soggy Noodles!!!!!!

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:24 pm

Given Eric Whitfield's recent track record, I'd say Cardinal's integrity is second to none (and unquestionable in any case).
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:55 pm

DaveL wrote:Given Eric Whitfield's recent track record, I'd say Cardinal's integrity is second to none (and unquestionable in any case).

Indeed. If Cardinal Fang told me my pants were on fire I would be looking for a fire extinguisher before I bothered to check.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:55 am

buttlicking22 wrote:
The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.


Cardinal Fang is as likely to lie as I am to sprout wings and fly to Jupiter. You can take that to the bank. Whitfield is lying.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:02 am

buttlicking22 wrote:
The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.


But but buttlicker , you are Eric and juice and nancy and all the rest , so you are well aware that your pants are on fire .

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:52 pm

For reference - it is irrelevent that he (supposedly) has permission from some of the authors, because he does not have permission from the Council of the Olive Garden, who are the compilers, moderators, and publishers of the Loose Cannon. As such, he is stealing the work.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:42 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
buttlicking22 wrote:
The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.


Cardinal Fang is as likely to lie as I am to sprout wings and fly to Jupiter. You can take that to the bank. Whitfield is lying.

I'm sorry could you just clarify this last point for me? How likely ARE you to sprout wings and fly to Jupiter? I mean, it'd be nice to have a number. Maybe 3.1415926583etcetera?
Also my (personal and private) printed version of The Loose Canon should be arriving soon! Reading is fine and dandy online, but something is different about having a nice, hardcover copy in your hands. I don't know what it is, but it just feels better.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:42 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Written a scathing 1-star review along the lines of 'The publisher is a thief!'

I would urge other writers to do likewise.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:34 pm

Yeah I'm having issues with finding a site that will let me print 1 and not 25 copies . . . I'm also busy with midterms at the moment, so my nice, hardcover issue might be a little more than late in coming . . .
On the bright side, I can buy stuff again!
You know that thing when someone gets you a present and tells you it's in the mail, and then you don't want to buy something you've had your eye on for a while in case it ends up being exactly what the person got you?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:52 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Yeah I'm having issues with finding a site that will let me print 1 and not 25 copies . . . I'm also busy with midterms at the moment, so my nice, hardcover issue might be a little more than late in coming . . .
On the bright side, I can buy stuff again!
You know that thing when someone gets you a present and tells you it's in the mail, and then you don't want to buy something you've had your eye on for a while in case it ends up being exactly what the person got you?
Yeah, me too.
Anyways that just happened over the course of about a month and I am now the proud owner of a copy of the Gospel! Yay! :zen: :fsm_rock: :drinking: :love: :grin: :cool: :pirate_fish: :fsm: :fsm_float: :fsm_yarr: :worship: :twisted: :bounce: :jack: *

*If the humongous combination of happy-seeming smilies above confused you, you probably aren't alone. Or an alien.

I printed mine on my home Printer and put it in a ring binder, if you want something a little flasher, do you not have a local print shop that you can walk in with a copy on a USB stick and they will print and bind a one off copy?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:57 am

Is that a Quad II? Nice! KT66s?

I built myself a bass amplifier using KT88s, and I always fancied building a hi-fi amp, but probably a class AB1 Push-Pull. Never got round to it, though.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:14 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Is that a Quad II? Nice! KT66s?

Yes, made around 1962 with GEC cup getter KT66s also from the early 60s
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