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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:37 pm

??? " permission ? To take off list "???
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:43 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:??? " permission ? To take off list "???

I don't think Eric and logic get on very well.

I am also weary that he may have wanted an email he could edit and reword so he could use to claim he had some sort of permission he had never been given, hence the use of a jpg to make that a little harder to do.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:45 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:??? " permission ? To take off list "???


I meen marrket .

Hmmmm i suspek sumfing fishy too unca The Dark rrrrrr
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:38 am

Eric's reply
Thank you so much for your quick response. I have already started working on taking this book off of Amazon and Amazon EU. I will probably order around 20-30 more copies to give to members of the Venganza Forums. After that I will take the book 100% out of print. I think I will have that done before February 1, 2015. So far the Loose Canon Complete Second Edition only sold 18 copies. The total royalties earned were $9.26. I'll give you a break down of the sales in the next few days. The only entity or person(s) who made money off of the Loose Canon Complete Second Edition was Amazon.

This has been a great experience for me. I hope that I was a help to at least some people but I feel like I caused more harm than good.

I'll be in touch and let you know how far along that I am on the closeout process.

Respectfully,

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:01 pm

Speaking just for me - I do not want a copy of his stolen work. I have a proper (approved by the Council of Olive Garden) copy of the 1st edition of the Loose Canon, downloaded from the official Loose Canon website. If and when a second edition of the Loose Canon is released, I will also get it from the official and approved source.

You are welcome to send Mr Whitfield my refusal to have anything to do with his stolen book.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:21 pm

Me an ' me relatives' , wan nuffin ta do wiff thee cannon thief . rrrrrrrr
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:41 pm

We do things slightly differently here in Australia Eric. If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice. Considering you are as thick as two short planks you may well take that as a "NO".
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:39 pm

Monobaz wrote:If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice.


can I take pictures? i have always wanted to visit australia.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:44 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:??? " permission ? To take off list "???


I meen marrket .

Hmmmm i suspek sumfing fishy too unca The Dark rrrrrr


I don't think anybody is going to fault you over a few spelling mistakes. market, list, yiopwnd. either way you spell it we knew exactly what you meant. don't fret over your spelling. we don't judge.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:15 pm

Nancy Delia wrote:
Monobaz wrote:If you were close by I would happily take you up on your kind offer and accept one of your books .... then insert it into your fundamental orifice.


can I take pictures? i have always wanted to visit australia.


Do you have a rear view mirror and enough coin for the ticket?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jjuicegiver » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:29 pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you all. You are free to hate me with the deepest passion but I have complied fully with your wishes. Good bye. May you all have a happy and prosperous life.

The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is 100% off of the market and I will stop bothering you guys. Consider me dead. Celebrate accordingly.

I was touched by His Noodley Appendage sometime during late 2011 or early 2012. I'm not too sure. It has been a wonderful adventure for me. That part of my life is over now and I don't want to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster anymore. May you all be blessed to the fullest. You guys are the greatest pirates that I know. I wish we could have been friends but I know that is an impossibility.

Good bye

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby StJason » Mon Jan 19, 2015 4:02 pm

...sigh...

Still doesn't get it does he?

Ragequit the whole thing because he got caught and called out on it.

Ah well. May the Noodled One touch you and give you a clue, jjuicegiver.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:54 am

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun May 22, 2016 7:08 pm

Our Master Whitfield has just started posting about his fake 2nd edition on Failbook. Interested to see where this goes.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669/permalink/733335443473795/

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon May 23, 2016 4:22 am

You can report a post for copyright infringement if you are thus inclined?
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