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Re: Fake 2nd edition

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Errol_Fin » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:32 am

What? Nef's going to be an Admin?

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:38 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:Here is the list of included works, as stated by Eric on facebook before the account was deleted, are as follows:

    Captains
    by Aba Sababa

    The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
    by Alien Soda Jerk

    The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee
    by Auntie Dee Dee

    The Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
    by Auntie Dee Dee & Solipsy

    A Reading From the Book of Fusilli
    by David D.

    First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    Second Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Slackers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Partiers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Infalliable
    by Edd

    The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome
    by Fini

    The Book of Thinly-Vieled Modern Practice Agreements
    by Ham Nox

    The Acts of the Apastals
    by Ichiban Bach

    The Book of Jeff
    by Jeff

    The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the Leaders of Hillel
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ
    by Jeff

    Of the Order of Saint MacAroni and the Holy Pilgrimage
    by Paul

    The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
    by Pious Pirate & Pedantic Pastrian Priest

    Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Book of Ruthie
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 1
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 2
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Tale of Dave and Kyodai
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Darwin's Purge
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Rigatoni Veda
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    An Exorcism Ritual: A Catechism of the Rutgers Pastafarians
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Epistle of Roderick the Purser to the Orthodox Crew
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members
    by Platypus Enthusiast & Qwertyuiopasd

    The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Teachings of Lao Mein
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    The UnDoctrine of Sh!t
    by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

    The Book of Linguini
    by Roland Deschain

    Penne and the Art of Pasta Making
    by Roland Deschain

    The Twelve Pastas of Rigatonicles -Peista
    by Roland Deschain

    The Bowls of the FSM's Irration
    by Snacky

    Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden
    by Solipsy

    A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    The Book of Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 1
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 2
    by Solipsy

    Revelations of St. Jason
    by St. Jason

    A Tale of Noodlehisattva
    by St. Jason

    A Ritual For the Preparation and Consumption of Spaghetti
    by St. Jason

    The Other Myth of Creation
    by St. Jason

    The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations
    by Tristan

If Eric continues to refuse to comply with the wishes of many of the included authors, and those of The Council of The Olive Garden, I suggest that one of the affected authors, preferably based in the US, acts as an agent for the rest and collates the relevant statements and submits the copyright infringement claim on behalf of the group.

Eric claims to have written statements from all of the above and says he will produce them in the event of a copyright infringement claim, as it is very clear from the comments of many of the included authors that no such genuine documents exist, Eric will also open himself up to a prosecution for perjury should he chose to defend the claim on that basis.

As I am not in the US I am happy for one of the other authors to act as an agent on my behalf and I will provide the relevant sworn documentation to support the claim and authorise the agent.


Eric do you really want to go down this path or will you cease publication of your unauthorised (In)complete Loose Canon?


Some of those have already been removed.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:47 pm

These works have been removed from the Loose Canon by Eric Whitfield:

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
by Edd

Second Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Slackers
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Partiers
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Infalliable
by Edd

The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
by Qwertyuiopasd

Teachings of Lao Mein
by Qwertyuiopasd

Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
by Qwertyuiopasd

The UnDoctrine of Sh!t
by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members
by Platypus Enthusiast & Qwertyuiopasd

Revelations of St. Jason
by St. Jason

A Tale of Noodlehisattva
by St. Jason

A Ritual For the Preparation and Consumption of Spaghetti
by St. Jason

The Other Myth of Creation
by St. Jason

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:55 pm

WARNING: Eric Whitfield plans to publish the Loose Canon in June 2017. He is going to include works from the 16 authors listed below. Please get in contact with as many of these authors as you can. Make sure that they contact Russell Eric Whitfield to withdraw their permission to be included in the Loose Canon. Eric Whitfield has huge plans with his June 2017 publication of the Loose Canon. You guys need to get off your ass and do everything in your power to stop him. The third time is a charm and Eric Whitfield doesn't mess around. If at first he doesn't succeed then he tries, tries and tries again. If you guys don't stop him then I don't think anybody can. Please contact all 16 of these authors ASAP. We only have until June 2017 to stop Eric Whitfield.

1. Aba Sababa
2. Alien Soda Jerk
3.Auntie Dee Dee
4. David D.
5. Fini
6. Ham Nox
7. Ichiban Bach
8. Jeff
9. Paul
10. Pious Pirate
11. Pedantic Pastrian Priest
12. Platypus Enthusiast
13. Roland Deschain
14. Snacky
15. Solipsy
16. Tristan

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:06 pm

Bring it!

Eric Whitfield will be treated accordingly by the broader Pasatafarian community, if he attempts to do so.

Perhaps you can forward the name of the publisher, so the real Pastafarian community can contact the publisher about plagiarism issues.

You appear to have advanced knowledge of this - are you endorsing it?
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Is it June 2017 yet?

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:11 pm

DaveL wrote:Bring it!

Eric Whitfield will be treated accordingly by the broader Pasatafarian community, if he attempts to do so.

Perhaps you can forward the name of the publisher, so the real Pastafarian community can contact the publisher about plagiarism issues.

You appear to have advanced knowledge of this - are you endorsing it?


I know Eric. He is going to do this. His mailing address is:

[DELETED]

His phone number is [867-5309?]. Get in contact with him. He lives in my area. Eric and I are both active in the local Republican Party. I see him on occasion but not all that much. I don't think Eric Whitfield included any of your works. You should be fine.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:18 pm

Not interested - his intentions are well known. He will fail, as he has done previously.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:30 pm

Eric, or acquaintance of Eric, if that is the pretence you insist on perpetuating.

Without considering the individual works that make up the whole the title "The Loose Canon" for a collection of Pastafarian Scripture is the intellectual property of The Council of The Olive Garden. The Council have repeatedly made it clear to Eric that he does not have permission to any collection of Pastafarian Scripture called "The Loose Canon"

So a question for you to ask yourself/your mate Eric is...

What part of "You have no right to publish The Loose Canon" do you/your mate Eric, not understand?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:33 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:Eric, or acquaintance of Eric, if that is the pretence you insist on perpetuating.

Without considering the individual works that make up the whole the title "The Loose Canon" for a collection of Pastafarian Scripture is the intellectual property of The Council of The Olive Garden. The Council have repeatedly made it clear to Eric that he does not have permission to any collection of Pastafarian Scripture called "The Loose Canon"

So a question for you to ask yourself/your mate Eric is...

What part of "You have no right to publish The Loose Canon" do you/your mate Eric, not understand?


I understand it completely. Eric doesn't. He is going to include those 16 authors unless they withdraw. I talked to him about this about a year ago. He is going to publish the Loose Canon again in June 2017. The only way I know to stop him is to get those 16 authors all to contact him individually to tell him that they do not want to be included. I don't know how easy that will be. Eric has already removed your works. You are safe. It is the others that I am worried about. You will not be screwed over. You shouldn't be so selfish though. We have to look out for the other 16 people.

Should we just ignore him and let him do it all over again and bring that pain back to the Pastafarian community? I think not.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:05 pm

It's not up to those individual authors to contact him and opt out. If he does not have the permission of those authors AND the Council of the Olive Garden - which he does not and never will have, he is stealing those works. End of.

Eric/ Eric's aquaintance - tell him this. It is theft.

He may not include ANY pieces from the Loose Canon, whether those authors have contacted him or not.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:14 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:It's not up to those individual authors to contact him and opt out. If he does not have the permission of those authors AND the Council of the Olive Garden - which he does not and never will have, he is stealing those works. End of.

Eric/ Eric's aquaintance - tell him this. It is theft.

He may not include ANY pieces from the Loose Canon, whether those authors have contacted him or not.

CF

If that is true then Eric is a liar. He told me that he had signed statements from 20 authors of the Loose Canon and that only 4 authors changed their mind and asked to be removed. Is he lying about that?

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:25 pm

Best read the following...

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