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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:11 pm

DaveL wrote:Bring it!

Eric Whitfield will be treated accordingly by the broader Pasatafarian community, if he attempts to do so.

Perhaps you can forward the name of the publisher, so the real Pastafarian community can contact the publisher about plagiarism issues.

You appear to have advanced knowledge of this - are you endorsing it?


I know Eric. He is going to do this. His mailing address is:

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His phone number is [867-5309?]. Get in contact with him. He lives in my area. Eric and I are both active in the local Republican Party. I see him on occasion but not all that much. I don't think Eric Whitfield included any of your works. You should be fine.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:14 pm

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:18 pm

Not interested - his intentions are well known. He will fail, as he has done previously.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:30 pm

Eric, or acquaintance of Eric, if that is the pretence you insist on perpetuating.

Without considering the individual works that make up the whole the title "The Loose Canon" for a collection of Pastafarian Scripture is the intellectual property of The Council of The Olive Garden. The Council have repeatedly made it clear to Eric that he does not have permission to any collection of Pastafarian Scripture called "The Loose Canon"

So a question for you to ask yourself/your mate Eric is...

What part of "You have no right to publish The Loose Canon" do you/your mate Eric, not understand?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:33 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:Eric, or acquaintance of Eric, if that is the pretence you insist on perpetuating.

Without considering the individual works that make up the whole the title "The Loose Canon" for a collection of Pastafarian Scripture is the intellectual property of The Council of The Olive Garden. The Council have repeatedly made it clear to Eric that he does not have permission to any collection of Pastafarian Scripture called "The Loose Canon"

So a question for you to ask yourself/your mate Eric is...

What part of "You have no right to publish The Loose Canon" do you/your mate Eric, not understand?


I understand it completely. Eric doesn't. He is going to include those 16 authors unless they withdraw. I talked to him about this about a year ago. He is going to publish the Loose Canon again in June 2017. The only way I know to stop him is to get those 16 authors all to contact him individually to tell him that they do not want to be included. I don't know how easy that will be. Eric has already removed your works. You are safe. It is the others that I am worried about. You will not be screwed over. You shouldn't be so selfish though. We have to look out for the other 16 people.

Should we just ignore him and let him do it all over again and bring that pain back to the Pastafarian community? I think not.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:05 pm

It's not up to those individual authors to contact him and opt out. If he does not have the permission of those authors AND the Council of the Olive Garden - which he does not and never will have, he is stealing those works. End of.

Eric/ Eric's aquaintance - tell him this. It is theft.

He may not include ANY pieces from the Loose Canon, whether those authors have contacted him or not.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:14 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:It's not up to those individual authors to contact him and opt out. If he does not have the permission of those authors AND the Council of the Olive Garden - which he does not and never will have, he is stealing those works. End of.

Eric/ Eric's aquaintance - tell him this. It is theft.

He may not include ANY pieces from the Loose Canon, whether those authors have contacted him or not.

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If that is true then Eric is a liar. He told me that he had signed statements from 20 authors of the Loose Canon and that only 4 authors changed their mind and asked to be removed. Is he lying about that?

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:25 pm

Best read the following...

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=51014
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:34 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:If that is true then Eric is a liar. He told me that he had signed statements from 20 authors of the Loose Canon and that only 4 authors changed their mind and asked to be removed. Is he lying about that?

As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.

Also, without the consent of The Council of The Olive Garden, he does not have the right to publish anything and claim it to be The Loose Canon, this is made very clear here http://forum.venganza.org/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=51014:
DaveL wrote:Fellow FSMers, there have been a lot of queries regarding hard copy publication of the Loose Canon, particularly by third parties, not closely associated with this Forum. Following several unauthorized attempts to publish various versions of the Loose Canon without the permission of the Council of the Olive Gardenor its multiple contributors, we wish to make it unambiguously clear that the Loose Canon is not to be published by any third party for profit, or for any other motives not specifically authorized by the Council of the Olive Garden or FSM Forum team.

The Loose Canon is freely available at the following location: http://www.loose-canon.info/ and is supplemented by a Facebook page, which is also administered by Council of the Olive Garden: https://www.facebook.com/The.Loose.Canon/

The Council of The Olive Garden, as the approver and caretaker of these works, have no intention of allowing anyone to publish the Loose Canon as a hard copy for profit, or to fraudulently claim authorship. Doing so disrespects the tireless efforts of those that made the Loose Canon what it is.

The Council of The Olive Garden and FSM Forum Team do not endorse unauthorized works based upon “cherry-picks” of various scriptures for the benefit of others. If it is not the Loose Canon in its entirety, it’s not the Loose Canon.

For those of you who are genuinely interested in promoting the FSM through Pastafarian scripture, the best way to help the cause is to go write some yourself!! Hey, if it’s really awesome, it may be canonized.

We have provided a list of clarifications as to why we seek to protect the Loose Canon in its entirety, and why any attempts by others to put their name to these works will inevitably sink like a ‘lead balloon’.

1. If you are truly craving for your own hard copy, then best hit PRINT. We don't mind you having your own paper/ parchment/ papyrus copy. Pass it round to your friends, read it, study it, run naked though the streets with it - hey, we're not fussed. But don't think you can publish it without full permission, no matter what name you put on the cover"

2. The Loose Canon is the work of multiple authors, some of whom have since passed on to the Beer Volcano. Gaining the permission of all persons involved is not only difficult, it’s impossible (unless you have otherworldly contacts in Beer Heaven). As mentioned above, we do not endorse third party “cherry-picks” of select works for separate publication, and never will.

3. The Council of the Olive Garden respects, protects, and cherishes the many separate individual contributions that comprise the Loose Canon in its entirety. Any efforts to sell/distribute the Loose Canon in part or in full by unauthorized third parties, will not be supported by the Council of the Olive Garden, the FSM Forum, or the broader Pastafarian community.

4. Recent unauthorized attempts to sell the original Loose Canon have delayed/stalled/hindered progress on the Second Loose Canon. The sooner this issue is resolved, the quicker we can resume the additional works.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:36 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:39 pm

NO ! ARNTEE CARDANULL FANG NOT LYING YOO SKUNK .

ET B YOO WOT TELLS BIG FIBS ...... Errick = BumBum69er = PrayFriskyWossername .
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:10 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.

I have been party to conversations with Eric, where one of the Authors who was refusing consent pointed out that some of the other authors Eric claimed to have consent from were in fact him under another alias, the list of authors works you gave still include those pen names. So I stand by my previous comment...
The Dark Noodle wrote:on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:NO ! ARNTEE CARDANULL FANG NOT LYING YOO SKUNK .

ET B YOO WOT TELLS BIG FIBS ...... Errick = BumBum69er = PrayFriskyWossername .

Any person who questions the honour of Brother Cardinal Fang risks a lifetime of soggy Noodles!!!!!!

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:24 pm

Given Eric Whitfield's recent track record, I'd say Cardinal's integrity is second to none (and unquestionable in any case).
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:55 pm

DaveL wrote:Given Eric Whitfield's recent track record, I'd say Cardinal's integrity is second to none (and unquestionable in any case).

Indeed. If Cardinal Fang told me my pants were on fire I would be looking for a fire extinguisher before I bothered to check.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:55 am

buttlicking22 wrote:
The Dark Noodle wrote:As Eric seems to be unaware that some of the pen names he is still including are the alias of others, he admits have not given consent, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would say his pants on fire rating is at least 11.


I'm just basing it off of what he told me. Either he is lying or Cardinal Fang is lying. I'll probably never know for sure.


Cardinal Fang is as likely to lie as I am to sprout wings and fly to Jupiter. You can take that to the bank. Whitfield is lying.
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