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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:18 pm

Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


Peacefulsongs= juicegiver = Eric Whitfield = ( as of Jan 5/15) jjuicegiver .

He keeps getting band yet keeps coming back with a moniker that is soo diffycult to link to him .
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:53 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Peacefulsongs= juicegiver = Eric Whitfield = ( as of Jan 5/15) jjuicegiver .
Someone who has been banned twice, has no remorse for the crimes they have committed against the authors of the Loose Canon, and then registers again is kind-of unlikely to get their first post approved, to be honest with you.

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby StJason » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:28 pm

Nancy Delia wrote:i just received another email from eric whitfield . he is offering free copies of the loose canon to the people listed below. email him at [email protected] or [email protected] to receive your free copy.


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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby zserg » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:18 am

I will have to see about getting a copy of the legitimate first edition for myself. Just from the titles of the various stories it sounds like a book well worth reading.

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Monobaz » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:55 am

Nancy Delia wrote:i just received another email from eric whitfield . he is offering free copies of the loose canon to the people listed below. email him at [email protected] or [email protected] to receive your free copy.................


hey nancy you live in north carolina and juice liver's email suggests he does too. perhaps you could just nip around the corner and pick them up for us.
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby CaptainLongPig » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:01 pm

RevWrongway wrote:I hadn't looked at the list of people he wants to send it too before now, I wasn't here when it was written. Now I see I am being offered a bribe of a free copy thanks to a PM from Nancy. This makes me think there may be something less than honest in the works. He seems to already have shown himself as such by stealing and printing the book. I would be leery of giving him my contact info...

But I'm paranoid and naturally distrustful... and old and grouchy.


I'm with the Rev here. I usually follow a strict guideline setup by Saint Stone Cold when it comes to online information: Don't trust anybody. Not saying anything may or may not be afoot its just how I biscuit. Now if Bobby Henderson, with respectable permissions from the authors, came out and said "HEY! I made this into a book buy my stuffs" then I'd be on it like white on egg rolls.

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby RevWrongway » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:17 pm

CaptainLongPig wrote:Now if Bobby Henderson, with respectable permissions from the authors, came out and said "HEY! I made this into a book buy my stuffs" then I'd be on it like white on egg rolls.


I kind of wish he would. I know the profits would go to a good cause and I would have a real book to carry about. I like real books. <~~ told ye Aye was olde...
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby CaptainLongPig » Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:24 pm

RevWrongway wrote:
CaptainLongPig wrote:Now if Bobby Henderson, with respectable permissions from the authors, came out and said "HEY! I made this into a book buy my stuffs" then I'd be on it like white on egg rolls.


I kind of wish he would. I know the profits would go to a good cause and I would have a real book to carry about. I like real books. <~~ told ye Aye was olde...


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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Monobaz » Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:00 am

RevWrongway wrote:............... I would have a real book to carry about. I like real books. <~~ told ye Aye was olde...

CaptainLongPig would need a wheelbarrow to carry around his copy of Treasure Island written on tablets.
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby CaptainLongPig » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:16 pm

Monobaz wrote:
RevWrongway wrote:............... I would have a real book to carry about. I like real books. <~~ told ye Aye was olde...

CaptainLongPig would need a wheelbarrow to carry around his copy of Treasure Island written on tablets.


Ah ha! I see what ya did there. That took me a minute. :lol:

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:37 am

AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!
DISS 'ERE CANNON WOT YE B TAWKIN' A BOUT B MINE!!!!!
GIVE IT BAK NOW B FOUR OI RIP YA LIVVA OWT
AN' USE IT FOUR BATE!!!!

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:25 pm

Nancy Delia wrote:
Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


eric whitfield is peacefulsongs. i'm not sure who juicegiver is. :confused: i'm still trying to figure that out.


Errwik witfailed = juicegiver = peevfulsongs = jjuicegiver=NancyDelia= buttlicking22=staythirtsyblahblah= loose cannon thief
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