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Free Loose Canon

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:54 pm

i just received another email from eric whitfield . he is offering free copies of the loose canon to the people listed below. email him at [email protected] or [email protected] to receive your free copy.

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:01 pm

Nancy, just out of interest, why is Eric emailing you?

You weren't part of the forums when he was doing his stealing act, he hasn't been part of them since you joined and you aren't involved with the Loose Cannon. Why is he getting in touch with you and not the authors of the Loose Cannon?
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:16 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Nancy, just out of interest, why is Eric emailing you?

You weren't part of the forums when he was doing his stealing act, he hasn't been part of them since you joined and you aren't involved with the Loose Cannon. Why is he getting in touch with you and not the authors of the Loose Cannon?


probably because i emailed him a couple of weeks ago and asked him to stop selling the loose cannon. here is the email that i sent him. he got scared and now he has stopped selling the loose cannon. screw him and his dog.

Nancy Delia wrote:my email to eric whitfield:

"Dear Eric Whitfield,

We all know that the Loose Canon is fake. Several members of the venganza forums are planning to give you one star reviews to make it impossible for you to get rich off of this book.

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=47472

The owners of the website in conjunction with Dechujoh64, qwertyuiopasd, The Dark Noodle, Roy Hunter, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, strozzascotte, peacefulsongs, DaveL, Cardinal Fang, and Nef Yoo Blackbeard are going to sue the crap out of you for stealing their work.

What you are doing is illegal and you know it. Please stop selling this book as soon as possible. You are an insult to all Pastafarians and you do a poor job representing our lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster. May your beer be stale and your strippers all be infected with VD's.

Nancy Delia

P.S. Please refund the $5.82 that I paid for your book. There was no way to know that your book was fake."
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Monobaz » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:38 pm

I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nancy Delia » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:48 pm

Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


eric whitfield is peacefulsongs. i'm not sure who juicegiver is. :confused: i'm still trying to figure that out.
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:32 pm

Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Dechujoh64 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:38 am

Nancy Delia wrote:
Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


eric whitfield is peacefulsongs. i'm not sure who juicegiver is. :confused: i'm still trying to figure that out.


Juicegiver was his before.

Eric was banned the first time when he 1st. spammed on 18 different posts (most which he started) that at a certain time and date he was not going to use his work computer and post from home. 2nd he also was very rude towards others.
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Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:37 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:
Nancy Delia wrote:
Monobaz wrote:I thought Peacefulsongs is Juicegiver is Eric Whitfield. Please correct me if I am wrong.


eric whitfield is peacefulsongs. i'm not sure who juicegiver is. :confused: i'm still trying to figure that out.


Juicegiver was his before.

Eric was banned the first time when he 1st. spammed on 18 different posts (most which he started) that at a certain time and date he was not going to use his work computer and post from home. 2nd he also was very rude towards others.


i can't find any post by juicegiver. :facewall:
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Dechujoh64 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:13 pm

Nancy Delia wrote:
Dechujoh64 wrote:
Nancy Delia wrote:
eric whitfield is peacefulsongs. i'm not sure who juicegiver is. :confused: i'm still trying to figure that out.


Juicegiver was his before.

Eric was banned the first time when he 1st. spammed on 18 different posts (most which he started) that at a certain time and date he was not going to use his work computer and post from home. 2nd he also was very rude towards others.


i can't find any post by juicegiver. :facewall:


when you get banned you get your stuff deleted.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:30 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:when you get banned you get your stuff deleted.

Not necessarily.

If you post spam, porn, violence, anything like that, an Admin can just remove you entirely: ban your username, ban your email, ban your IP, remove your posts, remove your post count, remove your PMs, remove any reference that you were ever there.

But we don't use that option very often. :evilgrin:

Instead we prefer to ban the miscreant but leave the evidence of their crimes, like a dead body hanging in a gibbet, to discourage other potential trolls / spammers etc. Also, the conversations usually read better when you haven't entirely removed one of the conversation partners.
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby RevWrongway » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:37 pm

I hadn't looked at the list of people he wants to send it too before now, I wasn't here when it was written. Now I see I am being offered a bribe of a free copy thanks to a PM from Nancy. This makes me think there may be something less than honest in the works. He seems to already have shown himself as such by stealing and printing the book. I would be leery of giving him my contact info...

But I'm paranoid and naturally distrustful... and old and grouchy.

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Dechujoh64 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:45 pm

RevWrongway wrote:I hadn't looked at the list of people he wants to send it too before now, I wasn't here when it was written. Now I see I am being offered a bribe of a free copy thanks to a PM from Nancy. This makes me think there may be something less than honest in the works. He seems to already have shown himself as such by stealing and printing the book. I would be leery of giving him my contact info...

But I'm paranoid and naturally distrustful... and old and grouchy.


He might "WANT" personal info to try and slander us or maybe trying to actually put out an olive branch But I don't know
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Nancy Delia » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:59 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Not necessarily.

If you post spam, porn, violence, anything like that, an Admin can just remove you entirely: ban your username, ban your email, ban your IP, remove your posts, remove your post count, remove your PMs, remove any reference that you were ever there.

But we don't use that option very often. :evilgrin:

Instead we prefer to ban the miscreant but leave the evidence of their crimes, like a dead body hanging in a gibbet, to discourage other potential trolls / spammers etc. Also, the conversations usually read better when you haven't entirely removed one of the conversation partners.


:confused:
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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:13 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:
RevWrongway wrote:I hadn't looked at the list of people he wants to send it too before now, I wasn't here when it was written. Now I see I am being offered a bribe of a free copy thanks to a PM from Nancy. This makes me think there may be something less than honest in the works. He seems to already have shown himself as such by stealing and printing the book. I would be leery of giving him my contact info...

But I'm paranoid and naturally distrustful... and old and grouchy.


He might "WANT" personal info to try and slander us or maybe trying to actually put out an olive branch But I don't know


Hmmmm ... print up batch ... pass a few out to the authors and forum members ... take book of market ... keep a bunch ...instantaneous "rare" book ?
But seriously , who would have the unfortunate judgement enough to buy a copy of this free book ?
Granted it is a physical copy and might be considered rare however , i have a difficult time believing it to be a sought after item by collectors .
I suppose such an attempt to cash in in such a fashion may be thwarted by printing batches of official copies with numerous variations so any hard copy has little value .

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Re: Free Loose Canon

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:23 pm

And there was me thinking that this thread was pointing people in the direction of the genuine Loose Canon which is absolutely free to read and download at http://www.loose-canon.info/

Instead its about someone who tried to sell work that was not his to sell and has been pulled up on it by the people whose work he took.

So, to repeat myself, I do not want a copy of his stolen book. I have a proper (approved by the Council of Olive Garden) copy of the 1st edition of the Loose Canon, downloaded from the official Loose Canon website. If and when a second edition of the Loose Canon is released, I will also get it from the official and approved source.

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