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The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:45 pm

May I suggest that, since pirates(the chosen people of FSM) once sailed the seven seas, seven is the holy number of the FSM? It seems logical, given the evidence.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:16 pm

Evidence? Evidence??!? Evidence is for scientists, we believe in unintelligent design and intelligent falling, what has your 'Fake News' evidence got to do with anything?

I reckon it's four and a half, and I'm older than you, so 'Ner!'
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm

Listen, Roy, I'm about to prove you can't be that smart just because you're older than us. Mathematically.

Proof That Roy Hunter Really Isn't That Smart Just Because He Is Older Than You
Fact I:"Elders" refers to people who are older than you.
Deduction I:Elders have more life experience.
Deduction II:By Deduction I, we deduce that elders are, statistically speaking, more likely to have more accumulated wisdom than non-elders.
Fact II: Wisdom is useful in determining who is more likely correct in matters of evidence-based deduction.
Fact III: You should always respect your elders.
Deduction III: You are taught, all your life, to respect your elders so that they will impart wisdom upon you when you need it most.
Deduction IV: From Deduction III, we assume that the more elders you have, the more wisdom you have to draw upon.
Fact IV: Elders have fewer elders than non-elders.
Deduction V: From Deduction IV and Fact IV, we learn that older people have fewer elders, and thus less wisdom to draw upon, and therefore are more likely to be incorrect when making evidence-based claims and pitting those claims against those with more elders, i.e. "youngins".
Fact V: Roy Hunter, by his own statement, is an elder.
Deduction VI: Roy Hunter has less wisdom to draw upon than most of the rest of us (excluding ET, most likely). No offense ET.
Deduction VII: Roy is wrong, and Probably Rye is Probably Ryeght.
Fact VI: I'm sorry for Deduction VII.

QED, *****es.

I believe we have a few numbers of importance. It all depends on the circumstance.
We all agree 3 is bad and 2 is good, at least when it comes to meatballs-to-plates-of-spaghetti ratios.
5 is probably a goodish number, as it is the first day He rested on. He also rested on 6 and 7. Or maybe not, He was the only one there, and He lost track of what day it was, soooooo . . .
We can also agree, I hope, that all fractions are evil.
Just proving once more that Roy is wrong.
Orion wrote:I fear no whole number any more than another. Fractions, though, they're freaky.

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:15 pm

I am twelve and a half years old. Nef Yoo is three. What's your point?
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:34 pm

42 is also a good number. It is probably holy as well.

What if all the numbers are holy?
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:54 pm

um um um

rrrr

tha 0 be holey
tha 4 be holey
tha 6 be holey
tha 8 be holey
tha 9 be holey

the 888888888 be bery holey
darr lotz of holey nummers

rrrr
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:05 pm

∞ is also holey.

rrrrrrrrrr
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:57 pm

That's a concept not a number.

However, it is very holey.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:32 pm

42 is absolutely holy.
666 has 3 holes, 3 digits, and 3 sixes. That makes 333. This leads us to believe the 666 is only half evil . . . which means it's probably half holy :zen:
I'll tell ya what, these math problems my teacher explained VERY well aren't holy.
I mean, I asked, "why do we do [so and so procedure]?" And he'll respond, "Because that's how it works." And my next question is, "Well WHY does it work that way?" And he'll answer, "Because if it didn't, then it wouldn't work."
We just happen to be doing radians combined with sine/cosine/tangent/secant/cosecant/cotangent.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:25 pm

"why do we do [so and so procedure]?" And he'll respond, "Because that's how it works." And my next question is, "Well WHY does it work that way?" And he'll answer, "Because if it didn't, then it wouldn't work."


Isn't that the conventional definition of religion right there?

"why do we do this?" "because we do"

Math is religion.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:43 pm

No. Math is not. Math is a separate entity. Math the way he does it isn't math. Any chimp can remember a sequence of numbers.

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby Probably Rye » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:05 pm

:fsm_float: Fair enough.
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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:37 pm

My proof:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590099465764078951269468398352595709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068203496252451749399651431429809190659250937221696461515709858387410597885959772975498930161753928468138268683868942774155991855925245953959431049972524680845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451244136549762780797715691435997700129616089441694868555848406353422072225828488648158456028506016842739452267467678895252138522549954666727823986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174324112515076069479451096596094025228879710893145669136867228748940560101503308617928680920874760917824938589009714909675985261365549781893129784821682998948722658804857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141354735739523113427166102135969536231442952484937187110145765403590279934403742007310578539062198387447808478489683321445713868751943506430218453191048481005370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745123718192179998391015919561814675142691
I can only remember the first ten or so digits.

EDIT: The original message had more than 11000 characters too many. I had to cut back a bit. I literally can't fit any more characters in this message.
EDIT 2: I had to cut off more of the original. 60,000 digits give me internal server errors. I didn't even use the original million digits . . .

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

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Re: The Seven Seas and the FSM

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:36 am

Oiyyoi, cap'in!
Aarrrrggghh, bud if oi mae sae soe moisilv, daeffee, tha diji's ov poi o'n't yooslis. Wha'd iv ya bae noidin' ta rasoit them fer wun iv thoez nyoo-faengild mathir-materikil claz'is, aarrrrggghh!!!! :fsm_yarr:
Spaekin' oev mathir-materikil claz'is, goe ta Wattpad ta vyoo moi oel' egz-splenaeshin ov woi tha noomeril thrae doe'n't egzis', aarrrrggghh!!!!

EDIT: OMFSM that's a lot of red squiggly lines. Thanks, auto-carrot.
EDIT 2: Why does auto-carrot recognize "doe'n't" as a word?


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