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Postby nurizeko » Thu May 18, 2006 1:54 pm

Thou shalt on the sabbath prepareth a dish of pasta, with baked beans ontop, and grated cheese over the beans, and thou shalt consumeth it and enjoy the bounty, it shall representeth my flesh and blood, sauce of all life, and enjoy the feast, for it tastes good, and i hath always held the opinioneth that food doth become more enjoyable when tasteth good.

Thou shalt undertake pilgrimage to the far east, and consume real ramen soup, for it doth taste suitably awsome.

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Postby Michelangelo » Wed May 31, 2006 11:10 pm

With what her Auntieness said, I must agree. It is but my passion to indulge in the pasta, the sauce, and the meatiness, but beans doth stir the perfection of my joys.

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