The 23rd Parm!

Submit your scriptural writings for inclusion in the Loose Canon, and your tales of ancient FSM Lore, as well as any other FSM-related writing you may have.

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The 23rd Parm!

Postby ThroatWobblerMangrove » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:43 pm

The FSM is my Shepherd, I shall not want extra helpings
He maketh me lie down in durum pastures
He leadeth me beside the Olive Garden
He refilleth my bowl
He leadeth me in the path of for his angel hair's sake

Yeah! though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Intelligent Design
I will fear no dogma; for thou art with me
The sauce and thy antipasto, they comfort me
Thou preparest a huge-ass table with lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and some of that smelly chese whose name escapes me at the moment, in the presence of mine enemies
Thou annointest my plate with parmesan; my belly bulges over

Surely pirate and meatballs shall follow me ther rest of my life
and I will swell in the house of the noodle forever.

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Postby puellamore » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:09 pm

That is terrific. Once again, I am in awe of the creative talent here. I only wish I had a tiny fraction of the creativity that abounds.
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Postby Omnieiunium » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:40 pm

Nice psalm mate, expect it is :S
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Postby ThroatWobblerMangrove » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:32 pm

Surely thou mayest useth it.
--Luxury Yacht

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Postby Spirits » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:05 pm

great, but please no olive garden :shock:
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