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Postby dabeast » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:31 pm

This is meant to be a sort of "Loose Canon lite."

I figure this will be pretty useful since there's nothing in the FAQ('s) about our holidays, practices, ideals, ect. If anyone knows any of this please post it so we can help out some newer converts jump right into it.

Ramendan ? to ?
Talk like a pirate day: September 19th
Pastover: Same time as Passover
Halloween: October 31st
Friday: Every week

--Standard Practices--
Prayers to the FSM are normally ended with RAmen
Fridays are our holidays

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Postby AloneWithTheGospel » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:01 pm

Err...According to the Prophet, the holidays are as follows:

Ramendan = Same time as Ramadan
Pastover = Same time as Passover
Talk like a Pirate Day = September 19th
Halloween = October 31st
Friday = Every week
Holiday = Every other major holiday
"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. "
Kanys, On Holy Prayers

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