The Pastafarian Mantra

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The Pastafarian Mantra

Postby TomatoBeard » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:30 pm

(For those of you who enjoy Frank Herbert's Dune, I hope you will appreciate this enlightened version of the Mentat Mantra. It should be said after sitting down to eat a plate of His Holy Nutriment.)

The Pastafarian Mantra

It is by Noodle alone I set my fork in motion.
It is by the sauce of Pesto that saliva acquires speed;
The napkin acquires a stain;
The stain resembles the Monster.
It is by Noodle alone I set my fork in motion.
If a man listens to sheep, he will hear only their bleating.

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Postby amenabletopasta » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:13 pm

If Oi be rememberin' rightly, the planet Dune be 'aving huge mystical noodles under it's surface.

And Paul Atreides appears to recite a beer-volcano related mantra:

"Beer is the mindkiller,
Beer is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my beer to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain."
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air :fsm:

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