Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!
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My dear friends, it is important to remember that Wal-Mart did in fact help spread the truth of the FSM, by proudly displaying Happy Holiday, instead of Merry Christmas. I propose that we start a new E-mail campaign, and pleasantly ask Wal-Mart to fix the problem.
However- It may be the company that makes the spaghetti that is at fault, not Wal-Mart. If that is the case, then that company MUST be boycotted, so as to show all spaghetti making companies that broken noodles will NOT be tolerated.

However- It may be the company that makes the spaghetti that is at fault, not Wal-Mart. If that is the case, then that company MUST be boycotted, so as to show all spaghetti making companies that broken noodles will NOT be tolerated.


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I believe you mean: what did wal-mart ever do to a noodly? Anyway, what brand of noodles had been broken?
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Drew Anderson, Th. D.
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Drew Anderson, Th. D.
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I have posted a coment....
I have posted a coment warning Wal-Mart of the possible future boycott by pastarians.
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Hmm, it would seem to me that the fault could be pointed at several individuals. The spaghetti makers, for not making spaghetti noodles that had the strength of His own appendages. The shipping companies, for not treating the spaghetti with the utmost respect and putting it on top of all the other boxes. And, Wal-Mart. For not treating the boxes of noodles with proper respect. I think we should tell Wal-Mart that whenever a box of spaghetti falls on the floor, it must be doused in Holy Sauce and then burned in the incinerator.
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