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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:00 pm

stay fursty canin feefing eerwk Nancypants rrrr :haha: :welcome:
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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:41 pm

The pH of a helicopter is 7 and 1.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:03 pm

Okay, the 1 might be because each has an H in it.
The 7 and 2 . . . I don't know. I've gone to the point of adding the values of the letters together in different ways. Give me a hint! We all know how good I am with hints!

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:36 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila canin feef wrote:Okay, might be a canin feef because i haff nuffin bedder ta do.
The loose canin. . . I don't know, everybody keeps katching me feefing .
I've gone to the point of having the values of a warty toady fartin together in different ways.
Give me a LOOSE CANIN !
We all know how good I am with trolling!
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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 30, 2017 3:41 pm

The pH of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is 3, 9, 22, 1, 10, and 25.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:33 pm

I think *someone* has been taking science lessons from David 'Avocado' Wolfe...
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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:49 pm

I STILL DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!
Wait a minute . . . *starts spewing forth numbers*
Hold on a minute . . . be right back.


EDIT: REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?
That wasn't even CLEVER!!!!
WHERE in the WORLD did you pull THAT from!!!!???? :furious: :furious: :furious:

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:14 pm

So the pH of a hippopotamus is ... ?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:18 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:I STILL DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!
I WANNA LOOSE CANIN NOAW :cry: :cry: :cry:
Wait a minute . . . *starts spewing moor cow poo*
i gotta Hold me peepee fur a minute . . . be right back affer i chek on me stolin canons.


EDIT: REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?
Oi wasn't even CLEVER!!!!
WHERE in the WORLD did you pull THAT from , i wanna steel it!!!!???? :furious: :furious: :furious:

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:26 pm

Just one hippopotamus?
1, 3, 4, and 6.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:30 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila Trollin till tha sun goes down wrote:Just one stolin loose cannon?
1, 3, 4, and 6.
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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:37 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Just one hippopotamus?
1, 3, 4, and 6.

Nope. 3, 4, 6, and 1. It's pH, not hP.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:52 pm

HP is Hewlett & Packard, the guys who turned down having full rights to the design for the first Apple computer.

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Re: Demons? Discuss.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:42 pm

StayThirstyMyNancy wrote: I is tha canin feef, the guy who steels loose canons down having full steeling rights to the steelin for the first stoal loose cannon.
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