What are you EATING right now?

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:31 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Just had some bagels, you should try this:

  1. Put bagels into toaster.
  2. Toast bagels.
  3. Take bagels out of toaster.
  4. Apply butter.
  5. Wait for butter to melt into bagel completely.
  6. Apply peanut butter.
  7. Eat.
  8. look fur loose canins
  9. steel dem
It's pretty good, I impressed myself.


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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:46 am

Ox cheek stew.

Not had ox cheeks for ages, but they are amazing and really cheap.

You need to get your butcher to clean them up for you (they have a lot of fat and membranes round the outside which they can remove), and chop them up into chunks. Then you stick it in a slow cooker with an chopped onion, a couple sticks of celery and a carrot or two, a tin of tomatoes, a bay leaf and some thyme (if you're really pushing the boat out a glug of wine), then slow cook for 6-8 hours. You get this amazing stew with an increadible gravy. It's even better the next day as left overs - the gelatine that comes out of the ox cheeks solidifies when cold but melts again on heating.

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:14 pm

Christmas cake.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:45 pm

Had a bit of popcorn earlier. Pretty good.
Gonna be having some pizza later, I'll get back to you on that one.

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:28 pm

Vanilla yogurt. Without an "H".
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:36 pm

You spelled it wrong.

It's supposed to be *vanhilla*

Hope that helps.
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Probably Rye » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:59 pm

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:13 pm

tha unborn
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sunny side hup ,
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:12 am

Cake infused with my old friend, deɑdly neurotoxin.

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:30 pm

The solar wind.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
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-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:40 pm

Sounds painful. Not to mention bad for your health. Do you need an intervention?

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:39 pm

Grapes.

Old grapes in a bottle...

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:40 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Grapes.

Old grapes in a bottle...

:drinking:

They're probably rotten.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:54 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Grapes.

Old grapes in a bottle...

:drinking:

They're probably rotten.

You could have a point. I feel a bit queasy after the second bottle...
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Re: What are you EATING right now?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:53 pm

I'm with ET on this one. It's probably pretty rotted, especially if there's chewing involved. :barf:


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