I do not intend this to be spam. Sorry in advance if it causes any displease.
I feel that here we do not 'worship' the greatest consitiuent of food known to man, or spaghetti alike. I'm talking about Carbs people. Energy. Hardcore Energy.
As a religion, protest, or however you see it, we as a community should openly be grateful to the purity and reliciousness (I bag this word, along with sacralicious) of carbohydrates. Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen. The essence of his FSM.
Thank you for your time,
Kanys

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
