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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:17 am

Hurry up before we come to our senses...that is a GREAT line. I can see so many applications for it...
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:12 am

I haven't seen it, but another quote from that movie (by the same character) is great.
"It's more fun with your hands up!"

I say it regularly. With action. In school.

As an offtopic but related quote, here's my favourite before eating:
"You will remember me, before the end."
And then afterwards, when I'm finished that particular piece:
"Bring on the next challenger!"
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:08 am

'Put the Mutherf*****g Lollypop down Mutherf*****!'

That's from the forthcoming: Life and Times of Nef yoo Blackbeard.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:48 pm

black bart wrote:'Put the Mutherf*****g Lollypop down Mutherf*****!'

That's from the forthcoming: Life and Times of Nef yoo Blackbeard.

I am so not going to that one.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:04 pm

I remember getting thoroughly sick of hearing the snakes on the plane line from "Snakes on a Plane". I never did watch that thing.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:22 am

Valanthe wrote:I remember getting thoroughly sick of hearing the snakes on the plane line from "Snakes on a Plane". I never did watch that thing.

The thing about that movie is, it accomplished all it set out to do. The makers meant it to be a cheesy B movie, and that's what they did!

So if there were a B movie Oscars, Snakes on a Plane would trump every category, most likely.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:00 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Valanthe wrote:I remember getting thoroughly sick of hearing the snakes on the plane line from "Snakes on a Plane". I never did watch that thing.

The thing about that movie is, it accomplished all it set out to do. The makers meant it to be a cheesy B movie, and that's what they did!

So if there were a B movie Oscars, Snakes on a Plane would trump every category, most likely.


So what's that film about exactly?
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:20 am

black bart wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Valanthe wrote:I remember getting thoroughly sick of hearing the snakes on the plane line from "Snakes on a Plane". I never did watch that thing.

The thing about that movie is, it accomplished all it set out to do. The makers meant it to be a cheesy B movie, and that's what they did!

So if there were a B movie Oscars, Snakes on a Plane would trump every category, most likely.


So what's that film about exactly?


It's about Samuel L. Motherf*cking Jackson kicking pheromone-pumped reptilian ass about 30,000 feet.

...

Yeah...

It's good, trust me.

I mean, how many horror movies have the balls to end HAPPILY?
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:53 pm

Yes, we all love Samuel L. Jackson's rants. Here's what little I remember from Jackie Brown (I was kinda f**ked up at the time)

"AK-47. When you have to kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitutes."
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:39 am

Valanthe wrote:Yes, we all love Samuel L. Jackson's rants. Here's what little I remember from Jackie Brown (I was kinda f**ked up at the time)

"AK-47. When you have to kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitutes."
What about a grenade? Or some sort of RPG? That's silly. You can get shot quite a bit while you're firing a gun, but lob a grenade through the door and all you have to do is wait.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:04 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Valanthe wrote:Yes, we all love Samuel L. Jackson's rants. Here's what little I remember from Jackie Brown (I was kinda f**ked up at the time)

"AK-47. When you have to kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitutes."
What about a grenade? Or some sort of RPG? That's silly. You can get shot quite a bit while you're firing a gun, but lob a grenade through the door and all you have to do is wait.


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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:10 pm

Granted a grenade is more effective, but to grant some context, he was discussing guns in particular. The AK was that character's favorite lead pusher.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:49 am

Valanthe wrote:Granted a grenade is more effective, but to grant some context, he was discussing guns in particular. The AK was that character's favorite lead pusher.


I fear your words are wasted on the blighter...grenades indeed!

If one used grenades to clear a room no one would be able to hear Sam L Jackson shouting 'Die Mutherf****rs'.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:30 pm

Very true. I'm sorry I missed the theatrical release of The Spirit, since he was the villain of the piece, so I'm relegated to waiting for the DVD.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Cricket » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:50 pm

I'll buy "grenades trump AKs (unless some ballsy bastard grabs it and tosses it back), but sometimes, afterward, you want the room to have a floor...
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