Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Abysmal.
I'm not going to point out the numerous plot holes, there are far too many. Suffice it to say that there are more holes than a sieve. The camerawork is far too jumpy, like The Bourne Ultimatum except worse. There are a lot of these 360 degree pan shot things, which is cool the first time, but is horribly overused.
The action scenes are terrible. I had no idea who was hitting who, and I didn't care. The characters had no depth. I didn't care when anyone died. Most of the time, I didn't know who died. The movie goes for well over two hours, but I'm willing to suggest that there was only about ten minutes of dialogue, all of which was cliche' and lame.
It must have offended everyone. It was racist, offensive against our holy midgits, and horribly sexist. There was not a single culturally 'unattractive' woman there, and none of them had any power whatsoever.
Well, there was something else, but I forgot. Do not watch.
Zero out of ten.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.