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Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:12 pm

Unlike your own culture, language and traditions, which - as we all know - are 100% home-grown on American soil.
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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:13 pm

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You forgot about being served by an Australian in the Irish pub but otherwise it's about right :haha:
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Postby black bart » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:25 am

:lol:

Actually as far as London's concerned the Aussie barmaids are long gone (I had a date with one of them which is another story)...then there were South Africans and at the last visit they would appear to be Eastern European.

I drive a German car and I get an Indian meal but at least I get it from "Marks and Spencers" a true British (Jewish) Institution.
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Postby PKMKII » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:48 pm

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Postby DavidH » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:16 pm

NewsBiscuit wrote:Bedroom cameras to monitor celibacy of gay bishops

Security cameras are being installed in the bedrooms of Britain’s openly gay bishops to ensure that they adhere to the strict new celibacy rules imposed by the Church of England. The precaution is being taken after it was realised that simply trusting bishops not to have sex just because it was forbidden, has not had a particularly good track record down the centuries.

Cameras will also be installed in the shower, on the big rug by the fireplace and in the local public toilets just in case the couple are feeling like playing up to gay sexual stereotypes. The cameras will also be capable of close-ups and wide shots, to check that any females having sex with bishops are not actually gay men in drag.
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Postby gronank » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:52 am

Good thing Britains bishops only takes homeless lovers
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Postby black bart » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:50 am

Brings a whole new meaning to Bishoprick!
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Postby PKMKII » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:54 pm

If scientists were honest
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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:19 pm


That is both amusing and, for the ones I recognise, disturbingly accurate :haha:
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Postby PKMKII » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:49 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:38 pm

For the guest bath - the bath mat turns bright red when wet. Guaranteed to leave 'em laughing.


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Postby PKMKII » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:28 am

Oh Bill
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Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:45 pm

Pieces' relaxation tape :haha:

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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:18 pm

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THAT INSPIRATIONAL LINK DB!
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Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:30 am

:haha: That was brilliant...much better than my dalek video I made using a dalek made from a Monkey Cracker with a voice over by my daughter.

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