10,000 (more) Commandments

[pieces o'nine]

Milo moves in mysterious ways...

9075 Thou shalt beware of 'Dog Maneuvers' in the garden when thou art checking thine carrots, barefooted. Selah.

[black bart]

9074: If thine carrots thriveth and thou harvesteth them but no one is impressed...remembereth well that size is not everything.

[IspywithmeI]

9076 Thou shall help others

[DavidH]

9072 Thou shalt not strike a light after farting indoors:

[Rainswept]

9071. Thou shalt not try to 3D up movies that were not filmed to be 3D.

[Roy Hunter]

9070: Thou shalt remember that some of us old blind folks can't see 3D in real life, let alone in a movie, so you need to make a 2D version of a new movie as well.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

6069 hi coman ye brung me peetzer and chockilt milk!

[black bart]

6068: Thou shalt gather up all the peetzer and chocklit milk yey in all the land and thou shalt poison it.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

6067: Thou shalt endeavoreth to issueth commandments more ofteneth . yarr

[daftbeaker]

9065: Thou shalt not do thine food shopping drunk, even if the 24 hour supermarket is on thine way home from the pub and thou art hungry. Verily, thou shalt waketh up the next morning and discover thou hast putteth a 2 kilo gammon joint in thine fridge.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

9064 : Thou shalt consumeth thine veggies .

[Helium Hands]

9063: Thou shalt have no other beer before thine other beer.

[black bart]

9064 : Thou shalt consumeth thine veggies .

9062: Thou shalt consume thine veggies...yey and thou shalt consume thine 5 a day...or thou shalt contract scurvy.

[StJason]

9061: Thy all shall gettist thine asses in gear, or elst we shalt never finish-ist this list. I meanist it hath been six years that we-ith havist been workingist upon thisist thing! Spaghetti Monster in a pot!

[daftbeaker]

9060: Thou shalt practice what thou preacheth and make more than one post a month