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Re: Did you know?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed May 31, 2017 8:44 am

DavidH wrote:My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those.
That poor milkman . . .
Did you know?

The emperors of some ancient civilizations would drink poison- a little more every day- so they would become resistant to it, making it so an assassin attempting to poison them would need a ridiculous amount of poison to get the job done.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed May 31, 2017 2:16 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
DavidH wrote:My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those.
That poor milkman . . .
Did you know?

The emperors of some ancient civilizations would drink poison- a little more every day- so they would become resistant to it, making it so an assassin attempting to poison them would need a ridiculous amount of poison to get the job done.


Sounds vaguely familiar.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:02 am

Oi sayd hokay fer a innervue abowt tha fryin geddy munster rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:47 am

Interview with who, Neff Yoo?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:58 am

DavidH wrote:Interview with who, Neff Yoo?

um um um
tha nu memburr hooz naym be Zuanxi , i fink dat how i spell et , rrrr
he ritin a desertashun rrr
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:49 am

Did you knowin a deck of cards the king of hearts is the only king without a moustache

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:08 pm

oi juss fartid
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et wuz a big wun !
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:17 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:oi juss fartid
rrr
et wuz a big wun !


I honestly didn't know that! :haha:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:54 am

Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:45 am

Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:11 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:15 am

Purple Lil wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

Teeth. I'm missing a few.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:50 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

Teeth. I'm missing a few.


Ah! Well you'll have to ask the bears.


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